Frankie and Johnny (FILK WARNING)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

(To the tune of  that classic American folksong about love, murder and capital punishment)


Frankie and Johnny

Frankie and Johnny were cultists,
who followed the Elder Gods,
They never skimped on worship
to those evil ancient ones.
Straight from that weird,

Necronomicon.

Frankie and Johnny were chanting.
and Johnny called forth Azathoth,
Frankie, she was so happy,
that all their hard work paid off,
From studying,

the Necronomicon.

Johnny he traveled to Innsmuth,
and made out with Asanath.
The Captain was out for the evening,
so he kept her on her back,
with positions from

The Necronomicon.

Frankie went over to Dunwich,
stopped to see Whately's son.
She had a crush on Wilbur,
and together they had fun.
Tantra Love From

the Necronomicon.

Frankie and Johnny got home then,
and Johnny he smelled like fish,
Frankie knew what he'd been up to,
and she threw a great big fit.
She hit him with,

The Necronomicon.

Always be careful with magic,
and tomes of old eldrich lore,
When Frankie hit Johnny with that book,
he was knocked down on the floor,
and blood leaked on,

The Necromonicon.

Well, Frankie she kicked poor old Johnny,
for cheating with Dagon's spawn.
Johnny jumped up and he grabbed her,
and on the floor they rolled around.
They didn't see,

The Necronomicon.

The Tome it was glowing with Power,
it opened and turned to a page,
Frankie and Johnny, they missed it,
too busy with lover's rage.
They should have watched,

The Necronomicon.

Frankie and Johnny stopped fighting,
they both knew that something was wrong.
Too late to stop their fateful demise,
They ended like this song,
calling out to,

The Necronomicon.