So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.

[Lies]

May I just say, I love this thread so much.

Good to hear its all working out

[Brotep]

I am not ignoring this thread, BT±W. It just popped up to the top for me this morning and I haven't had time to read the whole thing so it's just sitting here on my screen waiting for evening.

Oh, no problem, I just bumped it for continuing hilarity.

The thread, or the lady?

[Doktor Howl]

I am not ignoring this thread, BT±W. It just popped up to the top for me this morning and I haven't had time to read the whole thing so it's just sitting here on my screen waiting for evening.

Oh, no problem, I just bumped it for continuing hilarity.

The thread, or the lady?

Yeah.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ahhhh. Oh Roger. This is singlehood.

Because eventually you forget to stop being grateful that they haven't killed you, yet.

And then you start remembering to be grateful that they haven't killed you, yet.

And then, eventually, you start to wonder why they haven't killed you, yet

and you realize, again, that

it is

because you are the entertainment, honey.

Or worse. Or you end up being the main attraction, and not the distraction. And how do you deal with that? You make excuses about polyamory, non-monogamy, and each ensuing conversation leaves you less free. Now, I gotta admit I ain't never had a jar of teeth roll out at me from under a cupboard. And I been drinking, can't hardly write either in the way I become accustomed to writing.

And now I have got no fucking idea what this conversation was even about. Fuck this internet.

[Doktor Howl]

Ahhhh. Oh Roger. This is singlehood.

Because eventually you forget to stop being grateful that they haven't killed you, yet.

And then you start remembering to be grateful that they haven't killed you, yet.

And then, eventually, you start to wonder why they haven't killed you, yet

and you realize, again, that

it is

because you are the entertainment, honey.

Or worse. Or you end up being the main attraction, and not the distraction. And how do you deal with that? You make excuses about polyamory, non-monogamy, and each ensuing conversation leaves you less free. Now, I gotta admit I ain't never had a jar of teeth roll out at me from under a cupboard. And I been drinking, can't hardly write either in the way I become accustomed to writing.

And now I have got no fucking idea what this conversation was even about. Fuck this internet.

I think I see where you were going with this.  Let's try it again en manana.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Worst moment. You express generic human datefulness

annd it is so fully into you


your dog barks

you start


up from your chair. Except, unexpectedly, your right eye will not cooperate


LOL
Because you are still reading a thread from PD forums

It ius like your tits and your eyes will not free thee from the PM bodice  of demonophiliacc sexuall adoration
fduckit
some fuyckhewwad with a truck is here   
he wion the rimance of whhhhat is PD

[E.O.T.]

Worst moment. You express generic human datefulness

annd it is so fully into you


your dog barks

you start


up from your chair. Except, unexpectedly, your right eye will not cooperate


LOL
Because you are still reading a thread from PD forums

It ius like your tits and your eyes will not free thee from the PM bodice  of demonophiliacc sexuall adoration
fduckit
some fuyckhewwad with a truck is here   
he wion the rimance of whhhhat is PD

IT'S LIKE

          the original single is a remix. now what? dub version?

OVERHAUL

          the carb acoustic?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Note:  The woman I was talking about in this story broke up with me because I was "too weird".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Note:  The woman I was talking about in this story broke up with me because I was "too weird".

Which is a fairly epic accomplishment.

[Ben Shapiro]

TGRR gets all the girls.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Note:  The woman I was talking about in this story broke up with me because I was "too weird".

Have you counted your teeth yet?