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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #60 on: November 28, 2009, 02:12:00 am »
Yeah, you guys are right!  I should totally date a chick that brings home momentos from the morgue!  That's not pyschotic at all.  What the fuck was I thinking?  And I just gotta find out what she has really hidden, if that shit was in the bathroom!

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Actually, if it's any consolation, it freaked the fuck out of me. More than anything I've ever read on this site.

You haven't read many of Roger's threads have you?

This really strikes me as pretty low grade weirdness, comparatively.
I guess this means that I can look forward to similar condescension should I ever write about anything completely fucked up happening to me.  :|

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2009, 02:23:07 am »
Yeah, you guys are right!  I should totally date a chick that brings home momentos from the morgue!  That's not pyschotic at all.  What the fuck was I thinking?  And I just gotta find out what she has really hidden, if that shit was in the bathroom!

JESUS SLAPNIPPLES CHRIST, I'LL CALL HER RIGHT NOW!
Actually, if it's any consolation, it freaked the fuck out of me. More than anything I've ever read on this site.

You haven't read many of Roger's threads have you?

This really strikes me as pretty low grade weirdness, comparatively.
I guess this means that I can look forward to similar condescension should I ever write about anything completely fucked up happening to me.  :|

I'd say from what I've seen of your threads this would rate as jesus fucking slapnipples christ level of insanity, and I'd advice you to run away quickly.  Roger just strieks me as having a much higher tolerance for weird shit.  Compared to the other stuff i have seen him talk about this is more on a "oh, that's interesting" level.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2009, 03:11:24 am »
I just want to see what she's writing about Roger on a coroner forum in some dark corner of the internet.

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2009, 03:52:50 am »
Yeah, you guys are right!  I should totally date a chick that brings home momentos from the morgue!  That's not pyschotic at all.  What the fuck was I thinking?  And I just gotta find out what she has really hidden, if that shit was in the bathroom!

JESUS SLAPNIPPLES CHRIST, I'LL CALL HER RIGHT NOW!
Actually, if it's any consolation, it freaked the fuck out of me. More than anything I've ever read on this site.

You haven't read many of Roger's threads have you?

This really strikes me as pretty low grade weirdness, comparatively.
I guess this means that I can look forward to similar condescension pretty much every time you put your fingers to the keyboard  :|

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #64 on: November 28, 2009, 05:43:25 am »
I don't think there's a tactful way of informing someone that you've stumbled upon their stash of body parts.  :horrormirth:



What the fuck are you freaked out about?  Apparently, my second horrible thought of Wednesday night was right, and this sort of shit is apparently normal and healthy.

i doubt its normal and its probably not healthy but it is certianly interesting, beats the hell out of the garden variety every day freak show that you can see coming from a mile and whose actions and there outcomes you can predict with ease
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #65 on: November 28, 2009, 07:09:28 am »
I just want to see what she's writing about Roger on a coroner forum in some dark corner of the internet.

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #66 on: November 28, 2009, 09:13:03 am »
Good luck Roger.
Fiendishly freaky, sure, but not necessarily psychotic. I am a bit surprised you took so much convincing to give her a chance to explain. Takes all sorts.

She may just turn out to be the perfect ally.  :eek:

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #67 on: November 28, 2009, 05:59:36 pm »
I just want to see what she's writing about Roger on a coroner forum in some dark corner of the internet.

Yeah, me too.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #68 on: November 28, 2009, 07:54:42 pm »
TGRR,
 
So are you dead or should I start believing in the tooth fairy again?

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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #69 on: November 28, 2009, 08:10:40 pm »
TGRR,
 
So are you dead or should I start believing in the tooth fairy again?

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No.

However, I got slapped, laid, slapped again, hollered at, slapped real hard, and laid again.

All in all, it's shaping up to be a really good holiday weekend.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #70 on: November 28, 2009, 08:19:29 pm »

So are you dead or should I start believing in the tooth fairy again?

~gin
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No.

However, I got slapped, laid, slapped again, hollered at, slapped real hard, and laid again.

All in all, it's shaping up to be a really good holiday weekend.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #71 on: November 28, 2009, 08:59:07 pm »
TGRR,
 
So are you dead or should I start believing in the tooth fairy again?

~gin

No.

However, I got slapped, laid, slapped again, hollered at, slapped real hard, and laid again.

All in all, it's shaping up to be a really good holiday weekend.

I don't know why it took this long for anyone to think of this, but...

given what you found under the sink, did you look in the attic for a ghetto shrine?
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #72 on: November 28, 2009, 09:00:04 pm »
TGRR,
 
So are you dead or should I start believing in the tooth fairy again?

~gin

No.

However, I got slapped, laid, slapped again, hollered at, slapped real hard, and laid again.

All in all, it's shaping up to be a really good holiday weekend.

I don't know why it took this long for anyone to think of this, but...

given what you found under the sink, did you look in the attic for a ghetto shrine?

No.  Will check tomorrow.
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Re: So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.
« Reply #73 on: November 28, 2009, 09:15:22 pm »
Did you at least find out what the teeth were from?
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« Reply #74 on: November 28, 2009, 09:21:13 pm »
Did you at least find out what the teeth were from?

Yes.  People.
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