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Started by bones, November 28, 2009, 05:47:54 AM

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bones

FUCKING CUNTING SHIT-EATING WANK-STAINED TWELVE-SANDWICH-EATING MONKEY-DANCING RAPIST GIBLET OF RECTAL FUNGUS



Ok I'm done.

To clarify:

House: broken into.
Stuff: stolen.

Could be worse.
filmmusic

Cainad (dec.)

 :x Sorry to hear that, man. What got taken?

The Johnny

Quote from: Cainad on November 28, 2009, 05:50:40 AM
:x Sorry to hear that, man. What got taken?

His sanity and coherence.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: bones on November 28, 2009, 05:47:54 AM

House: broken into.
Stuff: stolen.

Could be worse.

True. you could have had your stuff broken into and your house stolen.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

bones

From me: A Godin Guitar, a Marshall amp, and a bunch of multiFX pedals and recording equipment..
from housemates: a laptop, two cameras, and a bunch of game consoles including a PS3 and a Wii

Some prick hit the fucken jackpot at my house.


JohNyx, I lost most of my coherence long ago, apparently, but  I thought the OP was fairly clear.

Hustle, I'd probably prefer they stole my house, I got other places I could've stored my shit.
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Dysnomia

shitfuckdamn that sucks  :x
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Sir Squid Diddimus

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE STEAL SHIT!!!

sorry dude. big fucking bummer.

Zenpeanut



also, sorry dood, that really sucks.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: bones on November 28, 2009, 05:47:54 AM
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FUCKING CUNTING SHIT-EATING WANK-STAINED TWELVE-SANDWICH-EATING MONKEY-DANCING RAPIST GIBLET OF RECTAL FUNGUS


...wait, what's the port #?

I don't think that's a valid address.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Goddamn, Bones, that sucks ASS! I'm sorry!
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bones

:) thanks people.


allow me to vent a little more though



GAHFUKKENSHRTFLFKJDAMMITPTHTHTHTHTHGGHNRGH

On a brighter note I might know the fucker that did it.. Private investigators? Crowbar? What does DrPD prescribe?
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Reginald Ret

cops if you want to be sure you get your stuff back.
do nothing else if you already called the cops.


if you havent called the cops you could kill him, rob his house, store it somewhere and then swindle your insurance.
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Quote from: Zenpeanut on November 28, 2009, 06:20:31 AM


also, sorry dood, that really sucks.



But yeah, that's awful.
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i receive this vent

it heads all the way til it's done

alright.

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President Television

Quote from: Subtract Eight! on November 29, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
i receive this vent

it heads all the way til it's done

alright.

..?

what's this I don't even
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.