Awww man, poop in MY water?

[East Coast Hustle]

Either way, there are plenty of other poop-drinkers to rejoice over!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Either way, there are plenty of other poop-drinkers to rejoice over!

For example, my asshole brother lives over there.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721

[LMNO]

There is poop in just about everything.  So yeah, it does come down to "acceptable level".

LMNO
-if that freaks you out, avoid all public places.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721

?

"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.

[Richter]

You give some people jenkem on tap, and all they do is bitch.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

:\ just because people are rich it doesnt mean they deserve to drink poop

[East Coast Hustle]

:\ just because people are rich it doesnt mean they deserve to drink poop

what? of COURSE it does.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721

?

"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.

By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

:\ just because people are rich it doesnt mean they deserve to drink poop

Hey, I have rich friends who live over there and even THEY thought it was funny. Plus, at least they can afford health care...

[Kai]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721

?

"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.

By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.

Yeah, I'd be more concerned about heavy metals, coliform bacteria, and VOC levels than "dissolved solids".

[Cainad (dec.)]

I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.

So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.

[Kai]

I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.

So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.

[Kai]

Ouch, my brain.