Pixie's Masterclass in L'Arte Du Sammich.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Alright, I'm curious enough to see what you'd make for me.

some french saucisson sec, on some roast pork with crab apple jelly and some black olives with sliced boiled egg and a dijon/mayo mix with babyleaf salad on a white rustic french roll.

it had to contain some form of apple and some form of olive,

That is pretty impressive. I know where you got the olive part from but how did you know I like apples and pork so much?

apples was a reference to your wee Eris and apples go wif pork yo.

[Freeky]

Do you think you could do me up a sammich?