Awww man, poop in MY water?

[Freeky]

I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.

So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.

So we drink sea water and be all cured. Makes sense to me.

[East Coast Hustle]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721

?

"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.

By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.

OH. MY. GOD.

ARE YOU SAYING ALL DIRT IS POOP?

[Kai]

well, the organic matter in soil /is/ decayed plant and animal parts and waste, including poop...

[Brotep]

According to the principles of homeopathy, the poop in the water confers anti-poopal properties.  This means it will protect you from and counteract the effects of poop.

[Richter]

IT WAS ALL STARS ONCE.

WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS.

WE ARE SHITTING STARS TOO!

::off to leave a singularity in the workplace john::

[Kai]

IT WAS ALL STARS ONCE.

WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS.

WE ARE SHITTING STARS TOO!

::off to leave a singularity in the workplace john::

Man, shitting stars is painful.

[LMNO]

I'd be worried about all those homeopathic medicines that people dump in the water. Since water has a memory and light is energy and stuff and also quantum, the less of the active ingredient there is, the more powerful the mixture is.

So basically the ocean at this point is a soup of incredibly powerful homeopathic remedies.

and

WIN.

[AFK]

Life is Poop, and then you flush.

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When I was in eighth grade, I did my science fair project on the quality of drinking water in rural areas versus urban areas. I learned several things... and have since sworn off of water for something safer like lye, mercury and coffee.

1. All city water has solid waste in it... including poop. The only difference in this case, the poop level is above the acceptable ratio.
2. No one had realized there was still a single length of lead pipe between the street and the house I grew up in... (explains a lot doesn't it?)
3. Pure water doesn't conduct electricity.
4. Even though all the chemicals seem harmlesss you should not dump all of your samples into a single large plastic cup after the presentation is done. The resulting brew eats plastic.
5. HOLY FUCK THERE IS "ACCEPTABLE" POOP IN MY WATER???!!!!!

You forgot to e-prime. http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=29551&a=244721

?

"Total Dissolved Solids" is the term that includes fecal matter.

By that definition, all water everywhere has poop in it. Mouse poop, elk poop, whatever. Once it's decomposed and no longer a bacterial risk, it's not poop, it's dirt.

OH. MY. GOD.

ARE YOU SAYING ALL DIRT IS POOP?

Yes.

[Cainad (dec.)]

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