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Started by Freeky, November 30, 2009, 10:00:58 PM

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Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:55:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:07:02 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:49:58 AM
Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM.  :lulz:

He ignored my texts in which I attempted to put my foot down. I blame myself, because I gave ground earlier this morning. :(

???

Oh, I need diapers, and told him so, and he said he'd "see what he can do". I said "Whatever :| " at the time, and then later was like "No, that's unacceptable."

Save that text for the next time the shitstain tries to say he pays for everything.

We will get some diapers for you tonight, if jackass doesn't come through.

I have enough to last the week, and I intend to ride his ass about thiss, because I need to unload some unrelated bile, and he is a better candidate than most.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 06:57:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:55:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 05:07:02 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:49:58 AM
Bet it'll piss him off that you aren't all upset and paying attention to HIM.  :lulz:

He ignored my texts in which I attempted to put my foot down. I blame myself, because I gave ground earlier this morning. :(

???

Oh, I need diapers, and told him so, and he said he'd "see what he can do". I said "Whatever :| " at the time, and then later was like "No, that's unacceptable."

Save that text for the next time the shitstain tries to say he pays for everything.

We will get some diapers for you tonight, if jackass doesn't come through.

I have enough to last the week, and I intend to ride his ass about thiss, because I need to unload some unrelated bile, and he is a better candidate than most.

Okay.  The offer stands.  Just let me know.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Monday: Pretty normal, as far as I remember.
Tuesday: UGH. Don't fucking talk to me about Tuesday.
Wednesday: Emotional shittytude carryover from Tuesday, plus the monkey lost my car keys when I wanted to drive up to the park.
Thursday: Found the keys, found out my food stamp card was missing and thus I could not buy food.
Friday (technically): The monkey pukes at 2:30 AM.

This has been a fucking awful week, and it's not over yet. :|

Freeky

Freeky has returned to you all, thanks to the benevolence of ECH.

NEWS:  The college I will be attending is directly across the street from the meetrack! Woot!

Freeky

#469
March? Jebus.  


:

Pills that didn't work, pills that did work, no more pills, OH GAWD END OF THE WORLD + NOBODY LOVES ME BAAAAWWWWWW + I HATE EVERYBODY AROUND ME, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES + WAISA? + THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVAR, FUCK YEAH SCHOOL ROCKS, BAW DONT GET NO FREE SCHOOOLS.

The end.




(It's just funny to me. Shut up.)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 10, 2011, 06:11:36 AM
March? Jebus.  


:

Pills that didn't work, pills that did work, no more pills, OH GAWD END OF THE WORLD + NOBODY LOVES ME BAAAAWWWWWW + I HATE EVERYBODY AROUND ME, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES + WAISA? + THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVAR, FUCK YEAH SCHOOL ROCKS, BAW DONT GET NO FREE SCHOOOLS.

The end.




(It's just funny to me. Shut up.)

March was a real fucker for me. I hate March.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

To be honest, about half of those things have been taking place all in the same day. :lulz:

This whole five month stretch has sucked and also been awesome for me.

Freeky

How to make a Freeky cry in 5 days or less:

Step 1: Empty gas tank.
Step 2: Disqualify from financial aid.
Step 3: Run out of money buying books and paying for school, and get set up on a payment plan.
Step 4: Find out that your case in the court system has been on the inactive calender too long, and any progress you've made is hereby vacated two days ago, incuding child support.


God dammit. 

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

And while I hope that it ain't no crime, it's true.  I really hope that it ain't no crime. 

Shit sucks, I suck even worse at coping, and that's pretty much all there is to say on the matter. 

The end, or not. 

Pæs

Cheer up, Freeky.
There are spags on the interbutts who love the shit out of you.

SO THAT'S NICE. ISN'T IT?

ISN'T IT NICE, FREEKY?

<3

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Science me, babby on December 30, 2011, 09:38:12 AM
And while I hope that it ain't no crime, it's true.  I really hope that it ain't no crime. 

Shit sucks, I suck even worse at coping, and that's pretty much all there is to say on the matter. 

The end, or not. 

I think you need a calendar.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 30, 2011, 09:53:33 AM
Cheer up, Freeky.
There are spags on the interbutts who love the shit out of you.

SO THAT'S NICE. ISN'T IT?

ISN'T IT NICE, FREEKY?

<3

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME   :aww: 


Quote from: Nigel on December 30, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 30, 2011, 09:38:12 AM
And while I hope that it ain't no crime, it's true.  I really hope that it ain't no crime. 

Shit sucks, I suck even worse at coping, and that's pretty much all there is to say on the matter. 

The end, or not. 

I think you need a calendar.

I read this and I doubletaked at it and I said "Wh-    what?"

Freeky

I just hit "MARK ALL READ".  God dammit.   :sad: :lulz: :sad: