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FISTING AND YOU
« on: December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 am »
ALL OF YOUR POOP WILL FALL OUT!
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 11:01:36 am »
Not if I leave the fists in place :ECH:
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 02:26:37 pm »
what if I poop fists?



or worse - what if you fist poops?
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 02:53:52 pm »
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 pm »
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 08:00:57 pm »
I'm pretty sure I dont get it
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 pm »
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 08:44:28 pm »
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 pm
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?

No, but your ovaries might.
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2009, 08:49:51 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on December 01, 2009, 02:26:37 pm
what if I poop fists?

Then you get the rather unique pleasure of punching someone you don't like in the face and shitting on their head at the same time. Lucky bastard.


Also, BGP, please to advise: Lube or no lube in this circumstance?
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2009, 08:50:38 pm »
LUBE IS UNHELLO!  :argh!:
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2009, 12:32:39 am »
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 01, 2009, 08:44:00 pm
What about vaginal fisting? Will all my poop still fall out?

This is how it SHOULD be done.
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2009, 05:01:32 am »
Fisting is fundamental.
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2009, 05:01:58 am »
Do space marines powerfist?
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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2009, 05:03:04 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2009, 05:01:58 am
Do space marines powerfist?

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Re: FISTING AND YOU
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2009, 05:45:59 am »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 pm
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 

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