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Started by Triple Zero, December 04, 2009, 10:21:19 AM

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Triple Zero

December 04, 2009, 10:21:19 AM
AND DELICIOUS FRESH YOUNG GOUDA CHEESE

AND TWO SLICES OF CRAPPY DUTCH BREAD *BUT STILL WHOLEGRAIN AND HAS SESAME SEEDS ON IT)

AND THEN YOU CAREFULLY MELT HALF OF THE FAT IN A SMALL FRYING PAN

AND THEN YOU APPLY THE OTHER HALF TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE CHEESE SANDWICH

AND THEN YOU PLACE IT IN THE PAN, FAT SIDE UP

MOVE IT AROUND SOAK THAT BITCH SOAK IT YEAH

WHEN THE TOP FAT IS LIQUID AND DRAINING INTO THE BREAD

TURN IT

FRY

TURN IT

FRY

GOLDEN BROWN?

NO --> FRY

YES --> EAT





ADVICE: SLICE DIAGONALLY AND USE KETCHUP FOR DIP
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Triple Zero

#1
December 04, 2009, 10:28:20 AM


LOW RESOLUTION WEBCAM PIC IS TINY

SO I MADE IT BIGGER

ALSO FUCKING DELICIOUS
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Triple Zero

#2
December 04, 2009, 10:48:22 AM
MY ARTERIES

THEY

AAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUGGG
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Chief Uwachiquen

#3
December 04, 2009, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 04, 2009, 10:48:22 AM
MY ARTERIES

THEY

AAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUGGG

MAN UP. THE ONLY WAY TO UNCLOG YOUR ARTERIES NOW IS TO PUMP ENOUGH FAT INTO 'EM TO CREATE PRESSURE. DO THIS UNTIL THE BLOOD STARTS FLOWING LIKE IT'S BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON. MAKES THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM 110% MORE EFFICIENT.

Also, that looks fucking delicious.

Richter

#4
December 04, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 04, 2009, 10:28:20 AM


LOW RESOLUTION WEBCAM PIC IS TINY

SO I MADE IT BIGGER

ALSO FUCKING DELICIOUS

WANT.
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Triple Zero

#5
December 04, 2009, 12:56:43 PM
I ATED IT
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Jenne

#6
December 04, 2009, 07:14:58 PM
:lol:  That looks ghouda enough to have seconds.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 04, 2009, 07:34:07 PM
YUMMMMMM
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
December 05, 2009, 07:32:43 AM

Jenne

#9
December 14, 2009, 01:54:54 AM
"mexican pancakes"?  You mean tortillas?   :?

Triple Zero

#10
December 20, 2009, 12:17:26 PM
I"m making this again, with the other half of the bacon fat I still had in my fridge (it keeps this long, right?)

Except this time I added thin slices of onion on one side of the cheese and thin slices of garlic on the other, and a good amount of fresh ground black pepper.

YUM

YUMYUMYUM

YUMYUM




my (vegetarian) girlfriend is undecided as to whether she should applaud my efforts to use as much bits of this dead pork as possible.
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Triple Zero

#11
December 20, 2009, 12:34:02 PM
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-Kel-

#12
February 09, 2010, 04:54:24 AM
sounds kind of horrible, looks delicious.

Cramulus

#13
February 16, 2010, 03:39:05 PM
ughhh I don't know that I could intentionally eat a lard sandwich.

Bella

#14
February 16, 2010, 08:39:42 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 16, 2010, 12:57:18 PM
Bumped for wifley reference :D this means we must consume bacon. aw. damn shame. heheheh

:lol:


We gots bacon in the fridge right now, HFLS.
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