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ITT SUU WATCHES TWILIGHT, SHARES RESULTS FOR SCIENCE

Started by Suu, December 05, 2009, 05:17:17 AM

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#15
December 05, 2009, 04:43:19 PM
Well, it's done.

And I don't have to go to work until 4.



DARE I?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#16
December 05, 2009, 04:49:28 PM
Dare, dare!

Suu

#17
December 05, 2009, 04:56:05 PM
Ah fuck it. GS is home tomorrow, so I better get this over with. Let's see how far I can go today.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#18
December 05, 2009, 05:00:09 PM
Go Go Go!


:jihaad:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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President Television

#19
December 05, 2009, 05:07:22 PM
It looks like I'm about to win a bet.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Suu

#20
December 05, 2009, 05:30:44 PM
Half hour in.

They should stop filming like Joss Whedon (overuse of shakey cam and focus pulls), and Robert Pattison's inability to hide his accent is hurting my brain.

I will continue to endure.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#21
December 05, 2009, 05:51:20 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

For fucks sake, somebody HELP ME.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#22
December 05, 2009, 06:09:39 PM
Claw out your own eyes. It's your only hope.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Dysnomia

#23
December 05, 2009, 06:21:46 PM
You can do it Suu!  Just remind yourself it's only a movie!  Then take out any remaining rage on Twilight fans.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Suu

#24
December 05, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
Halftime report:

The corn factor is off the charts and it starts really fucking slow. The sparkly sound effects for the sparkly skin nearly brought me to tears. Edward is fucking creepy and how girls can like this guy is beyond me. If anything, Alice and Jasper crack me up, and I want the Cullen house.

If I were Bella, I would have single handedly snapped the necks of every annoying classmate she has, especially when they take her sarcasm literally or as serious jokes.

Alright, I'm going to choke down the rest of this. So far I haven't had the overwhelming urge to hurt people, but I know the really corny shit is coming up.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

#25
December 05, 2009, 06:38:16 PM
And we never heard from Suu again
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

#26
December 05, 2009, 07:18:56 PM
I DID IT!


I don't get it. I don't get the fandom. My sister's theory is correct, if the fans weren't so fucking annoying it would be alright. The movie wasn't terrible, but it's not something I would pay for. I don't want to be obsessed with it. Kristen Stewart is boring, and her character is hardly any example for a teen girl to follow. She's a fucking nutcase, even when the vampire tells her to GTFO cause he could kill her, she's so stupid. BLAH.

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

The Cullen Family are cool though. I'll keep them. The rest is terrible. The story has promise but it was written like shit and filmed like a bad episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I'm frustrated.

I'm going to get the rest of my day back now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#27
December 05, 2009, 07:47:23 PM
I feel funny.

:|


I just feel...sickeningly indifferent.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#28
December 05, 2009, 09:37:03 PM
Bella is meant to be boring.  She is a blank canvas anti-Mary Sue for every teenage girl to imagine herself to be.

Does it go all MST3K at any point, like the first did after it was revealed Edward was a sparkle-vamp?

Cain

#29
December 05, 2009, 09:38:52 PM Last Edit: December 05, 2009, 10:33:50 PM by Cain
Also I know I promised to review this, but I really can't be bothered to download a copy until the DVD-rip is out.  In the meantime, I have a copy of Law Abiding Citizen working away nicely.

Edit: and here is why I will never see it at the cinema

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyA-hg6glSI&feature=player_embedded
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