Everyone is a fucking Spider

[Don Coyote]

First off, I don't give a FUCK if this idea has already been hashed out by someone else or several somebodies. That shit pisses me off to no fucking end. So fuckign sorry for behaving like a fucking pineal fnordraping really real discordian when I got here because I evidently was well versed in the fucking holy writ of your religion. Because guess what. I didn't read the Principia until 2 months ago.
Second off, I don't give a fuck if you like, love, hate, shit on this.
Third off, piss off I am going to just post shit in Apple talk because I fucking hate some of you, and those I don't I still fucking hate.

Everyone is a fucking Spider.
Everyone close to you weaves strands of their webs into your life, just as you weave strands of your web into theirs.
I know this because I have witnessed some of the most brilliant members of my family slowly succumb to the Spiders and when I am with them, and since I love my family that happens as much as fucking possible, I can feel their webs trying to envelop me. Even when I tell them I can see their Web or that Strand and that I deny that Strand access to MY Web. I can still see it and I can still feel it, because it tugs the other Strands in their Webs that are woven into my Web. And some of their Strands aren't so bad, and others are worse, but I can't free them from their Web because they would just reWeave it together when I leave or even as I try to cut them Free.
The Spiders are Everyone, and they Do want to you Feel Loved and Safe and HAPPY.

Now you may all merrily Die in a Fire.

[Lies]

I want whatever is you're smoking man.

[The Johnny]

[Phox]

First off, I don't give a FUCK if this idea has already been hashed out by someone else or several somebodies. That shit pisses me off to no fucking end. So fuckign sorry for behaving like a fucking pineal fnordraping really real discordian when I got here because I evidently was well versed in the fucking holy writ of your religion. Because guess what. I didn't read the Principia until 2 months ago.
Second off, I don't give a fuck if you like, love, hate, shit on this.
Third off, piss off I am going to just post shit in Apple talk because I fucking hate some of you, and those I don't I still fucking hate.

Everyone is a fucking Spider.
Everyone close to you weaves strands of their webs into your life, just as you weave strands of your web into theirs.
I know this because I have witnessed some of the most brilliant members of my family slowly succumb to the Spiders and when I am with them, and since I love my family that happens as much as fucking possible, I can feel their webs trying to envelop me. Even when I tell them I can see their Web or that Strand and that I deny that Strand access to MY Web. I can still see it and I can still feel it, because it tugs the other Strands in their Webs that are woven into my Web. And some of their Strands aren't so bad, and others are worse, but I can't free them from their Web because they would just reWeave it together when I leave or even as I try to cut them Free.
The Spiders are Everyone, and they Do want to you Feel Loved and Safe and HAPPY.

Now you may all merrily Die in a Fire.

I luv you in a totally buttsechs way, Coyote. 


Seriously, I dig it. 

[Triple Zero]

First off, I don't give a FUCK if this idea has already been hashed out by someone else or several somebodies. That shit pisses me off to no fucking end. So fuckign sorry for behaving like a fucking pineal fnordraping really real discordian when I got here because I evidently was well versed in the fucking holy writ of your religion. Because guess what. I didn't read the Principia until 2 months ago.
Second off, I don't give a fuck if you like, love, hate, shit on this.
Third off, piss off I am going to just post shit in Apple talk because I fucking hate some of you, and those I don't I still fucking hate.

*yawn*