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December 14, 2009, 01:00:31 AM Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 12:34:40 PM by ~
There Has Been An Error!

Jenne

#1
December 14, 2009, 01:03:42 AM
You MUST update us on the haps, dude.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
December 14, 2009, 01:11:07 AM
WHOA!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#3
December 14, 2009, 01:12:54 AM
Big guns from INSIDE the place or brought TO the place?

That's very--wow.

Jenne

#4
December 14, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
Dude, is Bin Laden living there?  That's a lot of manpower.  He must be a big bad or something (or suspected to be, that is).

Jenne

#5
December 14, 2009, 01:32:36 AM
:lol:  And woah--didn't realize she was that close to him!

Beezarro.

Jenne

#6
December 14, 2009, 01:57:37 AM
Gets weirder and weirder.  :lol:

Faust

#7
December 14, 2009, 02:17:31 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 14, 2009, 01:53:50 AM
now many many Mexican women in Sunday dresses have showed up, simultaneously as if from nowhere with plates of food for the people still in the house.

This is fucking bizarre.
If they notice you are there get under the bed, point the shotgun at the door and keep one bullet in a pistol under your chin.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Rumckle

#8
December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
We need blurry pics of the fajitas!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

East Coast Hustle

#9
December 14, 2009, 02:45:50 AM
sounds like some good sunday afternoon entertainment there!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Da6s

#10
December 14, 2009, 05:09:08 AM
I like the fact the christmas lights are what's in focus in the first picture.

Tis the season to kick down doors.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Cain

#11
December 14, 2009, 08:21:04 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 14, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
Dude, is Bin Laden living there?  That's a lot of manpower.  He must be a big bad or something (or suspected to be, that is).

Um, you do live in a country where 10 year olds are tazed.  He probably didn't file a tax return correctly or something.

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#12
December 14, 2009, 09:54:49 AM
I've actually had to answer the door to precisely such an outfit.

And I was stoned out of my gourd.

Six cops armed to the teeth looking for my brother's MAK-90, and I was the one who had to answer the door while they served the search warrant.

I just about shit my pants, but luckily my anus has a lockdown feature and I just went with it. They pulled up the ceiling tiles locating the pipe I just smoked out of as well as some hardcore bondage porn that I drew by hand, but they did not find the MAK-90. They said they were not interested in these items since their sole concern was the modified AK.

I have to say, it wasn't so bad.

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jenne

#13
December 14, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
That's pretty shit-your-pance worthy though.  I've never been raided *knock on wood* but there were times we thought we might be when my dad was arrested.  We gave all our pot and paraphernalia to friends to hold for us for years.
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