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Started by Cain, December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 PM

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Telarus

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Fujikoma

Screaming, angry tribes of barbarians attempt to invade New Zealand, drown, film at 11.

Bu🤠ns

https://www.c-span.org/amp/video/?c4675044&c4675044%2Fdni-official-refuses-senator-graham-conversations-foreign-leaders-monitored

Lindsay Graham asks intelligence officials if his Russian communications were monitored. Starts by asking a hypothetical but goes into his own request.


Bruno

Formerly something else...

The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Bruno

Quote from: The Johnny on June 13, 2019, 08:33:39 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on June 13, 2019, 07:43:59 PM
Knoxville police officer/pastor says LGBTQ people should be arrested and executed in sermon at his church.

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/2019/06/12/knox-county-detective-calls-execution-lgbtq-people/1419137001/

Dont worry, he got "punished" by a buyout  :)

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/local/2019/06/13/knox-county-detective-calls-lgbtq-executions-what-we-know/1440547001/

I think he actually took the buyout before he started spewing his genocide bullshit.

Every case he's ever been involved with, and especially every conviction that was even slightly influenced by his testimony needs to be re-examined, and probably re-tried.
Formerly something else...

Bruno

Update: He and his church have been banned from a Cracker Barrel.

https://www.dnj.com/story/news/2019/06/19/anti-lgbtq-detective-grayson-fritts-not-welcome-cracker-barrel-tennessee/1497351001/?fbclid=IwAR1xuAxgFuOWN6O0H7PorbeH7IXZe1P_d6BkAWACgQAumiGs5Q_sjJnQnUk

People like this can't live without Cracker Barrel. They'll have to sneak in wearing fake beards, or die of starvation.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Emo Howard on June 19, 2019, 06:43:14 PM
Update: He and his church have been banned from a Cracker Barrel.

https://www.dnj.com/story/news/2019/06/19/anti-lgbtq-detective-grayson-fritts-not-welcome-cracker-barrel-tennessee/1497351001/?fbclid=IwAR1xuAxgFuOWN6O0H7PorbeH7IXZe1P_d6BkAWACgQAumiGs5Q_sjJnQnUk

People like this can't live without Cracker Barrel. They'll have to sneak in wearing fake beards, or die of starvation.

All he has left now is waffle house.   :sad:
Molon Lube

Bruno

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2019, 01:46:15 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on June 19, 2019, 06:43:14 PM
Update: He and his church have been banned from a Cracker Barrel.

https://www.dnj.com/story/news/2019/06/19/anti-lgbtq-detective-grayson-fritts-not-welcome-cracker-barrel-tennessee/1497351001/?fbclid=IwAR1xuAxgFuOWN6O0H7PorbeH7IXZe1P_d6BkAWACgQAumiGs5Q_sjJnQnUk

People like this can't live without Cracker Barrel. They'll have to sneak in wearing fake beards, or die of starvation.

All he has left now is waffle house.   :sad:

Not even a Po Folks! :crankey:
Formerly something else...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Emo Howard on June 20, 2019, 08:49:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2019, 01:46:15 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on June 19, 2019, 06:43:14 PM
Update: He and his church have been banned from a Cracker Barrel.

https://www.dnj.com/story/news/2019/06/19/anti-lgbtq-detective-grayson-fritts-not-welcome-cracker-barrel-tennessee/1497351001/?fbclid=IwAR1xuAxgFuOWN6O0H7PorbeH7IXZe1P_d6BkAWACgQAumiGs5Q_sjJnQnUk

People like this can't live without Cracker Barrel. They'll have to sneak in wearing fake beards, or die of starvation.

All he has left now is waffle house.   :sad:

Not even a Po Folks! :crankey:

And Waffle's gonna kick his pasty ass.
Molon Lube

Brother Mythos

MIRIAM ADELSON: A time of miracles

As per the article:

'By rights, Trump should enjoy sweeping support among U.S. Jews, just as he does among Israelis. That this has not been the case (so far — the 2020 election still beckons) is an oddity that will long be pondered by historians. Scholars of the Bible will no doubt note the heroes, sages and prophets of antiquity who were similarly spurned by the very people they came to raise up.

Would it be too much to pray for a day when the Bible gets a "Book of Trump," much like it has a "Book of Esther" celebrating the deliverance of the Jews from ancient Persia?

Until that is decided, let us, at least, sit back and marvel at this time of miracles for Israel, for the United States, and for the whole world.'

Here's the link: https://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/miriam-adelson-a-time-of-miracles-1705255/

I was initially appalled by the idea of a "Book of Trump." But, after further consideration, this has some real possibilities. For instance, I think it would be really Yuge if the book were written and dedicated to Mrs. Adelson.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Brother Mythos on July 13, 2019, 01:17:36 AM
MIRIAM ADELSON: A time of miracles

As per the article:

'By rights, Trump should enjoy sweeping support among U.S. Jews, just as he does among Israelis. That this has not been the case (so far — the 2020 election still beckons) is an oddity that will long be pondered by historians. Scholars of the Bible will no doubt note the heroes, sages and prophets of antiquity who were similarly spurned by the very people they came to raise up.

Would it be too much to pray for a day when the Bible gets a "Book of Trump," much like it has a "Book of Esther" celebrating the deliverance of the Jews from ancient Persia?

Until that is decided, let us, at least, sit back and marvel at this time of miracles for Israel, for the United States, and for the whole world.'

Here's the link: https://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/miriam-adelson-a-time-of-miracles-1705255/

I was initially appalled by the idea of a "Book of Trump." But, after further consideration, this has some real possibilities. For instance, I think it would be really Yuge if the book were written and dedicated to Mrs. Adelson.

I feel the urge to write this thing.
Molon Lube

Brother Mythos

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2019, 05:13:36 AM
I feel the urge to write this thing.

My first impulse was to post the article on the "Project Board." But, I doubted there would be much interest, and even less participation. So, I was also thinking about taking it on myself, as I have a major commitment next week, but a lot of enforced downtime for several weeks after that.

If you're serious about taking it on solo, by all means have at it. On the other hand, if you're interested in a collaboration, simply move these posts down to the "Project Board." It's your call.

Anyway, on first pass, it appears that utilizing the "Book of Esther" as a template is a natural starting point.  Substituting the corruption and debauchery at Mar-a-Lago for the goings on in Ahasuerus's palace is a natural. And, of course, the story would de-evolve from there.

The "Book of Trump" is begging to be written by someone.

Bu🤠ns

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/transcript-of-telephone-call-between-kellyanne-conway-and-caitlin-yilek

QuoteThis is a transcript of the telephone conversation between Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president of the United States, and Caitlin Yilek, breaking news reporter at the Washington Examiner. The conversation took place after Yilek returned a phone call from Tom Joannou, special assistant to the president and special assistant to the senior counselor.

QuoteConway: Um, yes, so, always, right, exactly. You're really going places. Let me tell you something, from a powerful woman. Don't pull the crap where you're trying to undercut another woman based on who she's married to. He gets his power through me, if you haven't noticed. Not the other way around.


Fujikoma

#1664
More like "the book of DUMP"

OMG, there's a special kind of hell for whoever wants to put Trump in the bible. For those who succeed only ultra-super-mega-Hell will do.

EDIT: You'll be the pineapple that goes up Hitler's anus.