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Paynes holiday comes to an end
« on: December 09, 2009, 02:09:24 am »
Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.

I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.

I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.

Anything I MUST read?
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 am »
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 02:11:06 am »
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 am
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 02:12:05 am »
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 am
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!
I may be doing this to everyone soon.
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 02:12:15 am »
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 09, 2009, 02:11:06 am
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 am
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!
:lord:

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

SHIT! FUCK! DAMN!
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 02:13:36 am »
Quote from: Faust on December 09, 2009, 02:12:05 am
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 am
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!
I may be doing this to everyone soon.


That's twisted man.

Also, nice sig.
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 03:30:54 am »
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:10:25 am
Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 04:11:17 am »
payne just pretend I posted an image of you rising from the dead and me shooting you with a shotgun

also pretend I said some exaggerated capslock hyperbole about making your mom fuck your dog at gunpoint

Sincerely,

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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2009, 12:04:05 pm »
Quote from: Payne on December 09, 2009, 02:09:24 am
Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.

I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.

I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.

Anything I MUST read?

A) Jacking off to animal pr0ns

B) Learning to talk shit in Esperanto

C) Growing gills to cope with changing living conditions in stonehaven

my best guesses
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2009, 01:36:42 pm »
Nigel: Yes, I'm CRAYZEE like a MAH'FUCK! SHITFUCKDAMN!

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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 05:37:09 pm »
Technically, fapping to Natasha Kaplinsky isn't really a project.
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 05:38:59 pm »
WOMP OR DIE, YOU LAZY FUCKING SHEEP SHAGGER!
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 05:44:49 pm »
I will be honest, my holiday only came to an end because I wanted to distract myself from having to strip wallpaper and paint my room. After all this real paint, a bit of pixelly WRATH will be needed. Expect WOMPs tomorrow. Several, of varying magnitudes of poompery.

Cain: Fapping to Natasha Kaplinsky isn't a project, true, it's a commandment.
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 06:28:55 pm »
PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK

ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN

I BLAME YOU

CAPSLOCK

POOMP

GRRRRR
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Re: Paynes holiday comes to an end
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2009, 02:09:49 am »
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 09, 2009, 06:28:55 pm
PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK

ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN

I BLAME YOU

CAPSLOCK

POOMP

GRRRRR

DO I bore you that much?

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