Paynes holiday comes to an end

[Payne]

Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.

I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.

I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.

Anything I MUST read?

[Payne]

Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!

[Iason Ouabache]

Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!

[Faust]

Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!

I may be doing this to everyone soon.

[Payne]

Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

SHIT! FUCK! DAMN!

[Payne]

Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!

I may be doing this to everyone soon.

That's twisted man.

Also, nice sig.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and I clicked "Mark All As Read".

INTENTIONALLY!

[Cramulus]

payne just pretend I posted an image of you rising from the dead and me shooting you with a shotgun

also pretend I said some exaggerated capslock hyperbole about making your mom fuck your dog at gunpoint

Sincerely,

Cramulus

[P3nT4gR4m]

Yes, I am going to be coming back here more now. I've been ignoring you all for a few weeks now, only reading threads linked to me in IRC and such. I needed a break.

I am not, at this time, in a position to tell you all what I've been mostly doing. Suffice it to say that it was good fun and worth it. I have also been attempting to redecorate my room.

I have done no writing, but I may have a rant or two to shit out later we shall see. No WOMPs either. I need to wait for either a faster connection or for photofuckit to stop sucking so hard at killing my minimal bandwidth.

Anything I MUST read?

A) Jacking off to animal pr0ns

B) Learning to talk shit in Esperanto

C) Growing gills to cope with changing living conditions in stonehaven

my best guesses

[Payne]

Nigel: Yes, I'm CRAYZEE like a MAH'FUCK! SHITFUCKDAMN!

B-AI:Not quite. I'm waiting till dear queen Lizzie is dead for that. If you're going to do something, do it RIGHT.

Cram: Pretend that I posted a WOMP of an old fat voodoo woman performing a ritual with your severed head. Caption: "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or it gets Mama Dolor again"

P3nT: You're so close I can feel that abomination of garlic, the tears of babies, rancid communion wine and battery acid (plus many other things that form part of your healthy and balanced diet that I care not to speculate on) BURNING through my skin and melting my eyes. Still can't divulge though.

[Cain]

Technically, fapping to Natasha Kaplinsky isn't really a project.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WOMP OR DIE, YOU LAZY FUCKING SHEEP SHAGGER!

[Payne]

I will be honest, my holiday only came to an end because I wanted to distract myself from having to strip wallpaper and paint my room. After all this real paint, a bit of pixelly WRATH will be needed. Expect WOMPs tomorrow. Several, of varying magnitudes of poompery.

Cain: Fapping to Natasha Kaplinsky isn't a project, true, it's a commandment.

[Darth Cupcake]

PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK

ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN

I BLAME YOU

CAPSLOCK

POOMP

GRRRRR

[Payne]

PAYNE WHAT THE FUCK

ALL OF A SUDDEN MY EYES ARE SO SLEEPY THEY WON'T STAY OPEN

I BLAME YOU

CAPSLOCK

POOMP

GRRRRR

DO I bore you that much?