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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2010, 10:55:07 am »
The rocket that was not a rocket?

Sounds....Lovecraftian.

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2010, 11:21:35 am »
No I was saying that the "missile" does not look like a missile to me.  It looks like something other than a missile.  It left a gaseous twin spiral, then the black dot in the center dilated. 

MISSILES DONT FUCKING DO THAT

So I think it was the optical effect of HAARP or similar being fired at the atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4

yes this is pretty much a given, IMO. whether it was a rocket or not, it was obviously some kind of object ejecting a jet of stuff from two different sides. because as this youtube vid explains, that would generate exactly this sort of pattern. so much exactly even that it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation such as optical illusions, aurora borealis, energy beams or dimensional rifts.

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2010, 02:11:52 pm »
it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation

I didn't get where I am today by considering things seriously.


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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2010, 01:50:05 am »
it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation

I didn't get where I am today by considering things seriously.

And where exactly would that be?

Sitting in front of a computer, talking about swirls in the sky. 

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2010, 01:51:48 am »
No I was saying that the "missile" does not look like a missile to me.  It looks like something other than a missile.  It left a gaseous twin spiral, then the black dot in the center dilated. 

MISSILES DONT FUCKING DO THAT

So I think it was the optical effect of HAARP or similar being fired at the atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4

yes this is pretty much a given, IMO. whether it was a rocket or not, it was obviously some kind of object ejecting a jet of stuff from two different sides. because as this youtube vid explains, that would generate exactly this sort of pattern. so much exactly even that it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation such as optical illusions, aurora borealis, energy beams or dimensional rifts.



I'm inclined to agree, upon further consideration.  So, the next step in solving the mystery is to find a device that has two rockets in that configuration.

As far as knowing how to proceed, I'm empty-handed.

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2010, 02:45:17 pm »
it would IMO be silly [per Occam's razor] to seriously consider a radically alternate explanation

I didn't get where I am today by considering things seriously.

And where exactly would that be?

Broke, a virgin, taking calculus for the third time, and posting on this forum.


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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2010, 08:45:04 pm »
I still want to see the original video!

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2010, 06:22:16 am »
It's a portal to the Dreaming. WHAT MADNESS HAVE YOU WROUGHT, CRAM?!?
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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 06:41:19 pm »
In retrospect, it was probably a rocket.  I guess it was just filmed at the perfect angle to make it look like witchcraft.

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2010, 07:23:06 pm »
Easy to do.


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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2010, 05:55:00 am »

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Re: The Norway Spiral
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2010, 09:31:01 am »
Reminds me, they did a live web streaming of the launch of that Falcon 9. I was pretty amazed, really, that technology has evolved so you can watch a feed coming from a camera attached to something being shot into orbit.