PD.COM...2009 in Review.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I got a dog, gave up smoking (again) and sank deeper into the comfortable slushy pits of alcoholism

For obvious reasons - don't remember much, other than a few near death experiences in kayaks. If the drink don't kill me in 10 the sea is bound to.

[Payne]

I'll give you my 2009 review when it's actually over.

So far, I've mostly ignored you all though.

[Suu]

Remember how we kicked off the year...with a spagtacular party at Eve's with lots of snow, pineapple mutilation, and welcoming Cainad into the New England Cabal with Crisco and a glass jar.

I claimed Rhode Island in my name and began the Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu, which is expanding to include a good amount of Southern New England now. Richter formally declared our sect of Discordia to be known as Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, and offered sermons and took confessions at several events during the year. Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion is also now the name of my clothing line.

Oh. In April my grandfather died and I picked up rapier fencing. I got my first New England tick waaaay too close to my crotch in June, and attended my first Pennsic War in July where I met Ratatosk and Sjaantze. I moved out of the Monastery into a house with crazy people, and still haven't gotten out.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Remember how we kicked off the year...with a spagtacular party at Eve's with lots of snow, pineapple mutilation, and welcoming Cainad into the New England Cabal with Crisco and a glass jar.

My first shared IRL experience with most of the Northeastern Cabal!

The second shared experience? Zardoz.

[Suu]

Though I think Zardoz and the Crisco jar were pre-2009 by a few hours, it was still a hell of a way to get rid of 2008.

D-CUP'S SANGRIA!! IT WAS INEFFECTIVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1   

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also in 2009: Swamp Yankees vs. Pretty Much Everyone Else

Imagine if World War I had been fought using nitrous oxide instead of mustard gas, over-the-top character slandering and insults instead of sending soldiers over the top, and everyone armed with a bazooka.

That would, approximately, give you a completely wrong idea of what it was like.

Though I think Zardoz and the Crisco jar were pre-2009 by a few hours, it was still a hell of a way to get rid of 2008.

D-CUP'S SANGRIA!! IT WAS INEFFECTIVE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1   

It was effective in getting me to sit almost completely motionless, in slack-jawed horrormirth, through the whole darn thing.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

In 2009 I quit smoking, got an old friend back, got a loan for a house then lost it, not much else. I have a rather dull life.

[Suu]

In 2009 I quit smoking, got an old friend back, got a loan for a house then lost it, not much else. I have a rather dull life.

You also cooked my sister and I delicious pr0k.

(we're still on for next Sunday, right? I'm going to VT tonight for das bier.)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

In 2009 I quit smoking, got an old friend back, got a loan for a house then lost it, not much else. I have a rather dull life.

You also cooked my sister and I delicious pr0k.

(we're still on for next Sunday, right? I'm going to VT tonight for das bier.)

Right! That was this year. Sure thing on next Sunday, man. If you're in FL by the 16th I might come out to Tampa to go to the brewery. They have some good shit out right now.
Hey, you like ham? I might cook one.

[Cain]

I read a lot of books, wrote some half-assed rants based on ideas from them, almost went bankrupt, got a job, DIDNT DIE IN FEBRUARY, lost some weight, learnt how to play chess like a badass and.....uh, yeah, that's it.

[MMIX]

I delurked after over 4 years of shivering on the shore scared that you sharks would bite my toes off - not that this was a significant factor in the overall scheme of things . . .

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i 2009 i switched schools and hated it, anddddd havent done much of anything else

[Thurnez Isa]

i 2009 i switched schools and hated it, anddddd havent done much of anything else

...except all those crucifixions

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oh yeah, I also shit my pance in the woods for the first time.

It was liberating.

I wiped my dirty ass with shovel test record forms and buried them in a pit.....the third pit.

Yes, that's right.

I carried sloppy poo covered pieces of paper around in the woods with me for a good hour and a half.


fuck you.

[Suu]