Unlimited Evil Goat Fail Thread.

[evil_goat]

Um, so I saw the light and some such and decided to become a discordian.  A religion based on chaos and weird psuedo-zen-parable thingys.  Cool.  I thought about being a Pagan, but that would require me to believe in magic and sacrifice goats at full moon in March.  And I want to keep my goats.  Just when I was going to give up and become an intravenous meth addict, I stumbled upon your religion.  In a drug forum, BTW, I was looking for tips and tricks on how to mainline meth.  It's not as easy as you think.  Anyway, I was saved by Eris and decided to dedicate myself to Chaos, Randomness, and keeping a pet wolf I will name Jimmy.

I saw that discordians are prohibited from eating hotdog buns.  All religions prohibit you from eating something, don't they. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now.  Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands?  Or could I use a piece of bread.  Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread?  Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun?  What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)

[Elder Iptuous]

. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now.  Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands?  Or could I use a piece of bread.  Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread?  Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun?  What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)

You have to mainline them.

[evil_goat]

You have to mainline them.

cool

but no more maple dogs. . .oh well, guess there have to be sacrifices on the path to enlightenment. . .

[evil_goat]

i'll do it.  one time I snorted Tang. it burned a lot.

[Remington]

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is prohibited from believing what he reads. Including this.

[Nast]

i'll do it.  one time I snorted Tang. it burned a lot.

Don't you know that snort of behavior is dangerous?

[Golden Applesauce]

I saw that discordians are prohibited from eating hotdog buns.  All religions prohibit you from eating something, don't they. . . Anyway, how do I eat my hot dogs now.  Just slather a 'raw unbunned dog' with kraut, mustard, and ketchup (yes mustard *and* ketchup) and get it all over my hands?  Or could I use a piece of bread.  Does that piece of bread now constitute a 'hot dog bun' or is it still bread?  Can I use bread of hot dog bun consistency, but not in the shape of a hot dog bun?  What if I put the hot dog in a tortilla, or embed it in a maple bar donut? (I call it a maple dog)

You know, you can still eat a hotdog bun in whatever form you are physically capable of.  It's just that if you do it in the wrong way, Discordians will think you're not a Really Real Discordian (for realness! fnord.)

Fortunately, Discordians' opinions aren't worth the alcohol-soaked neurons they reside in, so feel free to disregard then.

[Cain]

Do As Thou Wilt, But Remember No-One Likes A Douchebag

[Verbal Mike]

Ignore the other posters, they are insane.
The best solution is to officially dub all your buns "unbuns" and then proceed as normal.
This is standard procedure where I come from, and probably where you come from, too.

[LMNO]

I have found the best method is to consume them rectally.

[MMIX]

Yes, its true, LMNO was actually really real til someone shoved Connecticut up his ass

[LMNO]

I blame Mangrove.

[MMIX]

I blame Mangrove.

Everybody blames Mangrove - he's swamped with accusations

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I blame Mangrove.

Everybody blames Mangrove - he's swamped with accusations

Which is better than being swamped with amputations.

[MMIX]

I blame Mangrove.

Everybody blames Mangrove - he's swamped with accusations

Which is better than being swamped with amputations.

Though he is 'armless really . .