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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
December 15, 2009, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:41:34 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
  I'm confusing myself.

Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...

I can't fucking stand it, Dimo.

They all show up trying to wow us on their first day, and it makes me want to find power tools and head down to the old folks' home.  Seriously.  It's like watching intelligent people chew on paint chips.  It makes me fucking crazy.  And you can't talk them out of it, they dig in their heels and they're gonna SHOW YOU man, they're gonna SHOW YOU ALL just how wacky and outlandish they really are.

It makes me want to quit this shit and become a Goddamned Calvinist, because at least they get to hit their recruits when they get like this.  No shit.  I can't deal with it anymore, it's all become so Goddamned tedious.  Each one of the fuckers is JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE, and they KEEP COMING like an army of faceless fucking drones or those terminator thingies from Ahnold's movies, except instead of wisecracking in a thick German accent (because robots are all fucking German, don't question it), they babble and jabber nonsense until the rage and hate backs up into my skull and finds a weak spot.  And you'll all taste my brain meat before we're done here.

And not even THAT will stop the little retards.  They'll think they've "mindfucked" me, when all they've done is goddamn bore me to death.

Dimo, kill them.  Kill them all.  Your spiritual adviser commands you.  Start with the East coast and move left.

Richter, of course, is to be spared, as is Squid.  Use Cram as a club to finish these bastards off.

Okay for now,
Roger.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
December 15, 2009, 05:15:26 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:07:38 AM
Eris' domain is hottness  :hit:

Just shut the fuck up.  No, really.  You aren't funny, you aren't new, you are a fucking clone of every other pinealist that's ever dragged their ignorant fucking carcasses through here.  Please do something unpleasant to yourself now.  Unhealthy would be good, too.

Just get the fuck off of the planet.  Make the news, man.  Make the news.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

evil_goat

#47
December 15, 2009, 05:18:41 AM
MAHDI! He is the one prophesied by shai-hulud!

Watch out, when the Mahdi comes his boys are gonna ride giant worms to Washington D.C. and the Mahdi will kill Obama in a knife duel. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
December 15, 2009, 05:21:29 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:18:41 AM
MAHDI! He is the one prophesied by shai-hulud!

Watch out, when the Mahdi comes his boys are gonna ride giant worms to Washington D.C. and the Mahdi will kill Obama in a knife duel. 

This is the shit we have to put up with.

Couple more posts like this, and I'm gonna start a fail thread for this fucking clown.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

evil_goat

#49
December 15, 2009, 05:23:37 AM
I laughed my ass off, at my own joke. I just laughed right now looking at it again. People think it's stupid, but I think it's the comedy form of masturbation.  Actually, I wanted the lovey dovey smiley face with with hearts floating off of it, but all I could find was a teddy bear fucking a sheep.  Whatever.

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
December 15, 2009, 05:24:09 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:23:37 AM
I laughed my ass off, at my own joke. I just laughed right now looking at it again. People think it's stupid, but I think it's the comedy form of masturbation.  Actually, I wanted the lovey dovey smiley face with with hearts floating off of it, but all I could find was a teddy bear fucking a sheep.  Whatever.

Okay, that does it.  Fail thread, coming right up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
December 15, 2009, 05:33:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:10:54 AM
Quote from: dimo on December 15, 2009, 04:41:34 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 04:25:33 AM
  I'm confusing myself.

Maybe you should sit down, stop talking and take a deep breath. That's not meth, it's Dishwasher detergent. Put your head between your knees so it'll have an easier time seeping into your brain...

I can't fucking stand it, Dimo.

They all show up trying to wow us on their first day, and it makes me want to find power tools and head down to the old folks' home.  Seriously.  It's like watching intelligent people chew on paint chips.  It makes me fucking crazy.  And you can't talk them out of it, they dig in their heels and they're gonna SHOW YOU man, they're gonna SHOW YOU ALL just how wacky and outlandish they really are.

It makes me want to quit this shit and become a Goddamned Calvinist, because at least they get to hit their recruits when they get like this.  No shit.  I can't deal with it anymore, it's all become so Goddamned tedious.  Each one of the fuckers is JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE, and they KEEP COMING like an army of faceless fucking drones or those terminator thingies from Ahnold's movies, except instead of wisecracking in a thick German accent (because robots are all fucking German, don't question it), they babble and jabber nonsense until the rage and hate backs up into my skull and finds a weak spot.  And you'll all taste my brain meat before we're done here.

And not even THAT will stop the little retards.  They'll think they've "mindfucked" me, when all they've done is goddamn bore me to death.

Dimo, kill them.  Kill them all.  Your spiritual adviser commands you.  Start with the East coast and move left.

Richter, of course, is to be spared, as is Squid.  Use Cram as a club to finish these bastards off.

Okay for now,
Roger.


Bump for the important shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#52
December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

ETA: And by get rid of, I mean deal with. Sorry.

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
December 15, 2009, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

Seriously?  There have only been about two dozen in 7 years.  A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.

Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

evil_goat

#54
December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome.  I don't know why it's so funny.  what else can I fail at?  

everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
December 15, 2009, 05:41:09 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome.  I don't know why it's so funny.  what else can I fail at?  

everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!


See what I mean, Freeky?  Tiresome.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#56
December 15, 2009, 05:44:50 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome.  I don't know why it's so funny.  what else can I fail at?  

everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!


WTF is this shit?  :crankey:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky

#57
December 15, 2009, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

Seriously?  There have only been about two dozen in 7 years.  A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.

Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.

That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.

Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.

The Good Reverend Roger

#58
December 15, 2009, 05:47:35 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 15, 2009, 05:44:50 AM
Quote from: evil_goat on December 15, 2009, 05:40:13 AM
this is awesome.  I don't know why it's so funny.  what else can I fail at?  

everybody should visit this site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Muhahahaha! I know you hate those badgers!


WTF is this shit?  :crankey:

Relax.  I pretty much have him contained in this one thread.  I will simply merge his response until he leaves or learns to interact like an intelligent being.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
December 15, 2009, 05:50:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 05:36:49 AM
How do you all get rid of the persistent ones? The ones that've come in so far have been like all, "Oh, I'm not wowing you? Aw. Ok, then, I guess i'll stop..."

Seriously?  There have only been about two dozen in 7 years.  A few have been banned, a few had account problems (legit and otherwise) that nobody could be arsed to fix, and the rest were finally run off when they realized that they had, once again, done nothing but make assholes of themselves, and had once again failed to make a single friend.

Even for dumbfucks, negative attention must eventually wear thin.

That isn't bad, when you look at it in the long run.

Perhaps this one is a troll? It's acting like one.

No, Freeky, this is what we call a "pinealist".  It is his self-imposed task to be WACKY and ZANY pretty much ALL THE TIME.

He hasn't realized that it makes everyone hate him...and when he does realize it, he'll monkey out and do it ON PURPOSE just to SHOW US ALL.  Then he'll eventually bugger off to the Myspace Discordian crowd, and bitch about what a pack of assholes we are for not recognizing his genius, and how we're all FAKE DISCORDIANS.

It's fucking formulaic.  You can set your fucking watch to it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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