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Started by -Kel-, December 14, 2009, 10:09:37 PM

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-Kel-

December 14, 2009, 10:09:37 PM Last Edit: December 14, 2009, 10:42:29 PM by -Kel-
My neighbors, aka my friends have moved from the other side of a duplex we live in.

I needed a light bulb, so I stole it. That is all.

Post similar incidents.


PS I stole a x-mas tree with my mother since the lot was open but no one was there.

Nast

#1
December 14, 2009, 10:20:10 PM
The chair I'm sitting in right now was stolen by my family from a surgical office. Sounds hard to do, but while driving we saw this really nice chair just sitting in a parking lot, so we grabbed it. Then, while we're all in the car ready to leave we see the surgical office security guard come out and look really confused. It turns out he probably took the chair out of the office lobby to sit in and guard the parking lot, and just went inside for a second when we took it.

We didn't say anything, and drove off.
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#2
December 14, 2009, 10:32:11 PM
So, I guess the difference between really pathetic evil-doing and pranking is that pranks have no ulterior motive?


Let's see...The other day I got water all over the floor from showering, and because I hate my roommate I didn't bother to wipe it up.

-Kel-

#3
December 14, 2009, 10:33:55 PM
Quote from: Brotep on December 14, 2009, 10:32:11 PM
So, I guess the difference between really pathetic evil-doing and pranking is that pranks have no ulterior motive?



Exactly

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#4
December 14, 2009, 10:36:41 PM
Last week I killed everyone on the other side of my street then made it look like my next door neighbor had done it.

Yeah, I know - laem but it's the best I can come up with :oops:

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#5
December 14, 2009, 10:37:41 PM
When I was a child I once broke another kid's shins.
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#6
December 14, 2009, 10:41:48 PM
My aunt and I stole a really nice wrought iron swing, table, and chairs from the old parsonage.  We painted them black and put them in the garden.

Rumckle

#7
December 14, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
My GF and I crashed a frat party and drank their beer.
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#8
December 14, 2009, 10:54:09 PM
I cut a REALLY nasty fart at a party and let this cute girl who was walking around pantsless take the blame for the smell.
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#9
December 15, 2009, 04:18:48 AM
When I was really little I used to steal $20s from my parents.

And I also stole a 25 cent pencil from a Dollar General, but my mom made me give it back.

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#10
December 15, 2009, 06:05:49 AM
I think I shoplifted a sudoku book from the grocery store last night.  :?
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#11
December 15, 2009, 06:15:17 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 15, 2009, 06:05:49 AM
I think I shoplifted a sudoku book from the grocery store last night.  :?

Iason fails to mention shooting the clerk, and raping all 4 cops that showed up.  In their ears.

He also fails to mention the 5 state car chase, the dynamite bit, and chomping on a soggy, cheap cigar while he fired his tommy gun into a convent.

But other than that, yeah.
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#12
December 15, 2009, 06:22:05 AM
Roger, this thread is about the really pathetic evil stuff. I was trying to be humble.  :wink:
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#13
December 15, 2009, 06:23:55 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 15, 2009, 06:22:05 AM
Roger, this thread is about the really pathetic evil stuff. I was trying to be humble.  :wink:

That WAS letting you remain humble.  I didn't mention the big crater where Valparaiso used to be, did I?
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Cain

#14
December 15, 2009, 08:30:46 AM
I used the email of a minor Cabinet member to sign up to the Lebanese Communist forums before totalling it.
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