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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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gnimbley

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNope.....AAA - 1 = AA.
Oh. Triple A minus one. Math. Well, that explains that. I thought maybe
in Big Sky country you had to be in a car to get help with, you know,
a little tippling problem. But when you involve math, well, gnomes
don't do math you know. We leave that for the dwarves.

Donkeyotay

QuoteAlthough her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.

You can't abuse tequila, can you?

Bella

Nope, but Zorga doesn't drink tequila.
She made herself sick on tequila one too many times and now she pretty much sticks to rum and coke.
Ugh.....nasty stuff, if you ask me.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Magdelina Zorga
Quote from: SMFabal
Quote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!!
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
Maybe for other people.  :wink:
But for Zorga and her sisters (and apparently for Malaul) there is no such thing as overkill.

So there.

Zorga!!!  
So nice to see you here!

**Hugs Zorga**

Don't go away......................

Bella Darling, do you think we should get some type of
super insurance with Zorga on the board?

No wait...........what was I thinking?



We've got boobs   :D

 
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"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


kmandibles

13 pages of posts, and only one good picture of boobies? ;)
Hello creature. How are you today?

Fucking capital U's! Treasonous bastards!

Malaul

just be happy there IS one,,,


:twisted:  :twisted:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

kmandibles

We must have more pictures of boobies! Clearly. The terrorists will win if we don't all band together and fight this Ancient Evil.
Hello creature. How are you today?

Fucking capital U's! Treasonous bastards!

Malaul

there was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya




SO THERE!! Nyeah
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Commander

Quote from: Lempo

Indeed. I've never been one to understand the kind of attitude I've seen in this thread, and luckily enough, I haven't seen it in men I know.
Sometimes I feel like guys are just given the idea that men are supposed to dig breasts, and by that I don't mean "Yeah, they're nice" but "They're the best thing about a woman".

If I were to be mean about this, I'd say that breasts seem to be special only to people who haven't touched them since they were babies.

Now I want everyone to back me up on this...not once have I said that the best thing, or the only thing about women as a whole was boobs.  I have said that on a physical level, what I find most attractive are boobs. And I have said, just as a general statement about life in general, that I like boobs.  But there is much, much more to find attractive about a woman than her breasts.  

There is also her hips.  :twisted:

And I touch boobies all the time.  I have a nice collection of them stuffed into my mattress.

The Commander
He-Man Super Masculine (in a slightly effeminate sort of way) Boob Toucher of the DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

kmandibles

Quote from: Malaulthere was a great one in the pics thread
Ill see if I can find it for ya




SO THERE!! Nyeah

+5000 Jiggle Points.
Hello creature. How are you today?

Fucking capital U's! Treasonous bastards!

Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Quote from: Lempo
Quote from: Zombie¬?I think it would be untrue to suggest that (in general) the male human being is automatically entranced by breasts. Sure, they might be nice and soft (and appealing to me, as a heterosexual male) but they wont save you from my ruthless competitive nature (unless some aspect of your personality deems you worthy.)

Anyway, the whole point here is the physical shell is not what makes a human being attractive or unattractive, it is merely a modifier.

"Just wear a tight, low-necked shirt and give a seductive smile, and the free drink will be yours." If you're a girl and not throwing up when you see something like that, consider drowning.

I usually laugh hysterically at that sort of thing. One of my friends once tipped a waitress 20 dollars on a 6 dollar ticket because he thought she had a nice ass, which at the time was a lot funnier than it was pathetic. (I guess you'd have to know the guy, but he likes to blow money on ridiculious crap.)

Quote from: Lempo

Of course, this could have something to do with the place you happen to live in, I might be too used to the sight of naked people to see what's so special about it.  If I were to be mean about this, I'd say that breasts seem to be special only to people who haven't touched them since they were babies.

I bet that gets old pretty quickly.

Granted, there isnt much thats special about the sight of naked people. I've been naked since highschool.

Colonel Failure

Quote from: Guido FinucciHope the toothache is better.

Quote from: Colonel FailurePeople are inherently selfish, which leads to inconsiderate behavior and ultimately a lack of compassion. It is a lack of compassion that is one of the root causes for most of the social evils that man visits upon his fellow man.

I believe that I have met (and been related to, by marriage) some genuinely selfless people. I do  not believe that people are inerently selfish, even if most of them behave that way.


Oh yeah: Mmmmmmmmmmhhh... Booobies.

Yeah, better now, thanks...

And yes, I too have known truly selfless people. I consider them to be a exception to the general rule type of a thing. I just forgot to add one little bit to the end of that statement:

[newt voice] Mostly... [/newt voice]


And mmmm, yeah... Hooray For Boobies!

8)

CF
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Donkeyotay


Pvednes

I have a great deal of love for the boobs.
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