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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Michal

#420
May 15, 2006, 11:54:09 PM
This is about the "women are less suited physically to fighting" thing a while back.

When I was in gradeshool, I remember this boy who was bugging me and my friends. He kept bugging us and bugging us and bugging us, until one day I tackled him, held him down on the ground and made him eat dirt until he cried.

My boyfriend is 15 and I'm 17 and a half, but he's on the lean side and I take after my mom in running more to muscle than to bones. I'm pretty sure I could carry him.

Also, boobs=fun, yes!

Also also, pro-boob does not equal anti-woman, pro-boob equals pro-boob, which I view as a good thing!

Also also also, I believe they are called "man cans".

Lady Godiva,
Has a spectacular rack.
If you don't believe her, ask MechaHobo.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Scribbly

#421
May 16, 2006, 12:01:06 AM
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Michal

#422
May 16, 2006, 12:03:54 AM
:lol: Love to. Can't. Don't have a camera. :lol:

Edit: Brr! Its chilly in here! :wink:
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Commander

#423
May 16, 2006, 03:13:08 PM
I am solidly Pro-Boob and Pro-Woman.  If you think I am objectifying women by being Pro-Boob, I say to you I am also Pro-Hips, Pro-Lips, Pro-Feet, Pro-Brains, Pro-Vulva and Pro-Uvula.


Lady Godiva...in your case I am Pro-Tease as well.

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East Coast Hustle

#424
May 16, 2006, 05:25:15 PM
Quote from: Lady Godiva
My boyfriend is 15 and I'm 17 and a half

you = 6 months from being teh pedo
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Michal

#425
May 16, 2006, 06:18:31 PM
Thank you, The Commander. The world needs more Pro-Tease ppl. :)

And ECH, don't joke about me being a pedo. Its one of three things that push my piss-off buttons.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

LMNO

#426
May 16, 2006, 06:40:12 PM
Ok, not a pedo, but six months away from statutory rape.

Michal

#427
May 16, 2006, 06:43:19 PM
That's the #2 thing that really pisses me off. If you imply that I'm #3 as well, I'll do something unpleasant.

Lady Godiva,
- Has a talent for understatement
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

LMNO

#428
May 16, 2006, 06:54:01 PM
Umm.. lessee.  You're the ultimate babysitter fantasy?

Scribbly

#429
May 16, 2006, 06:55:44 PM
In order to verify this claim, I am afraid I really must insist on pics.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Michal

#430
May 16, 2006, 09:50:30 PM
:lol: Sorry. Don't have a camera. :lol:
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Scribbly

#431
May 16, 2006, 10:17:59 PM
Curse you and your backwardsness!
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

Michal

#432
May 16, 2006, 10:20:38 PM
(big grin) I'm a terrible, horrible, sadistic young wench!
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Subtract Eight!

#433
May 16, 2006, 10:29:38 PM
In order to verify this claim, I am afraid I really must insist on pics.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Scribbly

#434
May 16, 2006, 10:30:37 PM
Subtract Eight makes a cunning argument.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.
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