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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: Machine Grind DreamAlso, those boobs are as disgusting as 90 year old elephant vagina woman.

Yeah, they look like etremely abnormally large cancerous growths.

Fixed.

Michal

Ayuh.

And I would like to reiterate that they look painful. Very painful. She must have a full-time chiropractor just for her.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I'd like to see her try and run.

$25 says she seriously injures herself in the first 100 yards.

$50 says she doesn't make it 100 yards.

Michal

$60 says her skin ruptures and the implants fall all over the ground like packets of candy from a pinata. Except ickier.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Michal

(takes a bow) Thank you, thank you...
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

B_M_W

Nice visual is right. Unless it actually happened. Then it would be quite disgusting, I think. But it would be funny, cause it would be like two bowling balls just droped out of her chest, and then she would be flat as all hell with her chest deflated.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Those are way bigger than bowling balls.

But imagine what would happen if she got into a car accident or tripped down a flight of stairs.

Michal

Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

B_M_W

One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Subtract Eight!

What if the rest of her body is just really small.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

B_M_W

I don't think so, from her surroundings she lookes like shes still about 5 ft and thats not too small.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Michal

Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe*pop*

(guffaws)

Edit: I've got it. They're the size of beach balls.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

B_M_W

Quote from: Lady Godiva
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe*pop*

(guffaws)

Edit: I've got it. They're the size of beach balls.

Ha!.... Its kinda lost its thunder now....wait, let me go look at the piccy again...


:lol: Yep, now I can picture it.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Michal

Big Boob Lady tries to run, loses her balace due to being top-heavy, falls, skin splits open, and two beach balls bounce off into the sunset.

Finally free.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.