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I like boobs

Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Adults? Aren't you just one year older than me?

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Boob in swedish=br??st
In spanish=pecho
In finnish=rinta
Russian=грудь
Turkish=kadın memesi

Michal

We don't have to be adults.

Just act like them.

Learn how they think...

While we plan our new world order.
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Triple Zero

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Michal

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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Triple Zero

..until you have access to a working camera?

when life hands you grapefruits, make bad puns.
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Michal

Six months.

October ninth.

Birthday present: Hi-res digital camera.  8)
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Michal

I have a theory about why guys like boobs so much.

If a woman is too skinny, she has no breasts, right? Right. If a woman is well-fed, she will have rather larger breasts than the skinny one. If a woman is too skinny, nature (thinking there is a famine going on) put in a little failsafe, the menstrual cycle halts, and the woman is barren until she starts eating regularly, gaining enough weight to support a child. Therefore, breasts are a sign that a woman is healthy and fertile, and why guys are more attracted to women with large breasts. They're instinctively seeking out the fertile females.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Rikadyn

Quote from: Lady GodivaI have a theory about why guys like boobs so much.

If a woman is too skinny, she has no breasts, right? Right. If a woman is well-fed, she will have rather larger breasts than the skinny one. If a woman is too skinny, nature (thinking there is a famine going on) put in a little failsafe, the menstrual cycle halts, and the woman is barren until she starts eating regularly, gaining enough weight to support a child. Therefore, breasts are a sign that a woman is healthy and fertile, and why guys are more attracted to women with large breasts. They're instinctively seeking out the fertile females.

then explain why guys like chicks to be bone thin and still have a ginormous rack?
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Michal

I've a theory on that, as well.

Social conditioning, probably. In this country, there is no food shortage, therefore being slender is less common, however the instinctive drive to seek out fertile females is still strong. In some middle eastern countries, where food is scarce, the fatter the better.

Its a "we want what we can't have" sort of deal.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

LHX

Quote from: Rikadyn
Quote from: Lady GodivaI have a theory about why guys like boobs so much.

If a woman is too skinny, she has no breasts, right? Right. If a woman is well-fed, she will have rather larger breasts than the skinny one. If a woman is too skinny, nature (thinking there is a famine going on) put in a little failsafe, the menstrual cycle halts, and the woman is barren until she starts eating regularly, gaining enough weight to support a child. Therefore, breasts are a sign that a woman is healthy and fertile, and why guys are more attracted to women with large breasts. They're instinctively seeking out the fertile females.

then explain why guys like chicks to be bone thin and still have a ginormous rack?

its a sickness



people putting they money on the wrong bets
neat hell

Idem

Quote from: Lady GodivaI've a theory on that, as well.

Social conditioning, probably. In this country, there is no food shortage, therefore being slender is less common, however the instinctive drive to seek out fertile females is still strong. In some middle eastern countries, where food is scarce, the fatter the better.

Its a "we want what we can't have" sort of deal.
Yeah, I think that's part of natural selection.

B_M_W

Quote from: Idem
Quote from: Lady GodivaI've a theory on that, as well.

Social conditioning, probably. In this country, there is no food shortage, therefore being slender is less common, however the instinctive drive to seek out fertile females is still strong. In some middle eastern countries, where food is scarce, the fatter the better.

Its a "we want what we can't have" sort of deal.
Yeah, I think that's part of natural selection.

Being a biologist, I can say that wanting incredibly thin mates is social conditioning, not natural selection. In fact, ultra thinness makes a person LESS naturally fit, and thus should be selected against.

The breasts, however, IS.  8)
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Michal

Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who took a biology class!

And the rest of you guys need to turn on the Discovery Channel once in a while.
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Daniel

I'll stick with the Spice Channel.

Wait . . .

My TV's broke.

East Coast Hustle

ahem...

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Being a biology student, I can theorize that wanting incredibly thin mates is social conditioning, not natural selection. In fact, ultra thinness makes a person LESS naturally fit, and thus should be selected against.

The breasts, however, IS.  8)

fixed.
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