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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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The Commander

Quote from: Faust on May 24, 2009, 04:52:57 PM


Sp wait a minute...I had to go back to page 46 and these are the first boobs I find.  YOu guys are perverts...just not at all in the way I originally suggested.

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I don't normally go for her...but say this movie the other day, and she started to look pretty yummy...



I know this thread is appealing to the basest of instincts, but I consider pornography to be one of the highest form of creative chaos.

;)
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Commander on February 21, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
I know this thread is appealing to the basest of instincts, but I consider pornography to be one of the highest form of creative chaos.

Sure.  Because porn actresses don't get all fucked up in the head and loaded with shit like herpes.

You DO know the standard progression/timeline for a porn actress, right?

Also, the internet is loaded with fucking porn.  LOADED.  You can't search for ANYTHING without coming up with 10 million hits involving porn.  So why here?
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East Coast Hustle

I missed the explanation of how porn is some higher form of creativity.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

*GrumpButt*

Boobs.

I love boobs.

I love my boobs :D

Boobs are faaaaantastic!

*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 21, 2011, 08:22:53 PM
I missed the explanation of how porn is some higher form of creativity.

Due to spending most of my time with perverts and degenerates, I have come in contact with the porn industry more than once.

The typical progression of a porn actress goes something like this:

Little Bambi is stuck in hicksville, with no education and no job skills, and stepdad number 3 has been raping her since she was 15 or so.  There's no way out until some nice out of town asshole says she can make $400 a session doing "reality" porn (cheap sets, no plot, straight to the fucking.  Standard themes are prom queen, or the friend's hot mom, etc).

Then she gets to the City (or maybe that came first, City bus stops are heaven for porn recruiters, pimps, and a combination thereof), and she finds out that the real porn guys are paying $900 a shoot.  Hell, she's set right up.  She goes nuts, makes about a twenty films in a month. 

For about a year.

In a year, she's made more than a hundred films.  She's not fresh meat anymore...Everyone's seen her being done by everything with a pulse.  She looks tired.  She's back to a shit standard of living, because she needs a little chemical help to look the way she needs to look, and that costs.

So now she's not doing features, right?  Her price slips.  So maybe anal's not so bad, if it keeps her working  Maybe a gangbang or two.  Maybe $700 to get pissed on isn't so bad.  A trick or two on the side helps with the rent.

Maybe she could let that guy slap her around a bit or $400.  She needs a little blow and things are kinda tight.  Nobody's answering her calls except...

...She could probably make rent if she lets those two guys hold her down in front of the camera while she gets fisted, choked, kicked off the bed, and dragged into the shower by her hair.

Maybe she's a burned out junkie, working behind the 7-11 for $20 a throw.  In three years total elapsed time.

It's just as bad - even worse - for most of the guys, believe it or not.

Yeah, porn is the "highest state of creative chaos".

TGRR,
Doesn't bother with porn for a reason.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Ever see the movie "The Girl Next Door"? It bombed in the theatre because it ended up having a positive message in the end, but it gives a very mild glimpse into the porn world and how it's really not cool to work it in.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 11:59:18 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 21, 2011, 08:22:53 PM
I missed the explanation of how porn is some higher form of creativity.

Due to spending most of my time with perverts and degenerates, I have come in contact with the porn industry more than once.

The typical progression of a porn actress goes something like this:

Little Bambi is stuck in hicksville, with no education and no job skills, and stepdad number 3 has been raping her since she was 15 or so.  There's no way out until some nice out of town asshole says she can make $400 a session doing "reality" porn (cheap sets, no plot, straight to the fucking.  Standard themes are prom queen, or the friend's hot mom, etc).

Then she gets to the City (or maybe that came first, City bus stops are heaven for porn recruiters, pimps, and a combination thereof), and she finds out that the real porn guys are paying $900 a shoot.  Hell, she's set right up.  She goes nuts, makes about a twenty films in a month. 

For about a year.

In a year, she's made more than a hundred films.  She's not fresh meat anymore...Everyone's seen her being done by everything with a pulse.  She looks tired.  She's back to a shit standard of living, because she needs a little chemical help to look the way she needs to look, and that costs.

So now she's not doing features, right?  Her price slips.  So maybe anal's not so bad, if it keeps her working  Maybe a gangbang or two.  Maybe $700 to get pissed on isn't so bad.  A trick or two on the side helps with the rent.

Maybe she could let that guy slap her around a bit or $400.  She needs a little blow and things are kinda tight.  Nobody's answering her calls except...

...She could probably make rent if she lets those two guys hold her down in front of the camera while she gets fisted, choked, kicked off the bed, and dragged into the shower by her hair.

Maybe she's a burned out junkie, working behind the 7-11 for $20 a throw.  In three years total elapsed time.

It's just as bad - even worse - for most of the guys, believe it or not.

Yeah, porn is the "highest state of creative chaos".

TGRR,
Doesn't bother with porn for a reason.




In my previous incarnation as a purveyor of fine mind-altering alkaloids I got an up-close and personal look at the industry. When I was 20 years old and all fucked-up, I thought it was amazing. It's still amazing now, but not for the same reasons.

That's not to say there isn't porn out there that's pro-humanity, and it's not to say I don't spend some time on redtube when I'm in my cabin and we're out at sea, but yeah, the vast majority of the adult entertainment industry is pretty disgusting, and NOT because of any preconceived or subconscious judgmental attitude towards sex on my part.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Commander

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:35:08 PM
Sure.  Because porn actresses don't get all fucked up in the head and loaded with shit like herpes.

You DO know the standard progression/timeline for a porn actress, right?

Also, the internet is loaded with fucking porn.  LOADED.  You can't search for ANYTHING without coming up with 10 million hits involving porn.  So why here?

Why here?  Why not? 

Regarding the progression...it's a double edge sword isn't it?  Sure, in amny cases it goes down like you describe...but I have also seen things go the other way. I've seen people honestly empowered by it, male and female...or more specifically Transgender (where I have had my own personal contact with the porn industry). I've seen people like Annie Sprinkle turn it into a pathway to art and spiritual awakening.  Like all things...from money to music to religion, there is possible destructive potential, but also creative potential...and with sex, the potential for capturing the ultimate act of creative chaos, the creation of life itself.

While I admit there is a certain juvenile, prurient interest on my part, as well as a mischievous interest in seeing how many people actually follow through and post some boobs, I mean what I say when I talk about porn as being a high form of chreative chaos.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:18:46 PM
I've seen people honestly empowered by it, male and female...or more specifically Transgender (where I have had my own personal contact with the porn industry). I've seen people like Annie Sprinkle turn it into a pathway to art and spiritual awakening. 

And the Cosby Show is an accurate depiction of the average life of Black people in 1980s America.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:18:46 PM

Why here?  Why not? 

Because.

TGRR,
Can be as obtuse as anyone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

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The Good Reverend Roger

Also, call me crazy, but porn is most definitely NOT about procreation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:43:35 PM
Also, call me crazy, but porn is most definitely NOT about procreation.

Depends on the porn.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:43:35 PM
Also, call me crazy, but porn is most definitely NOT about procreation.

Depends on the porn.



You seem to have confused "Health Class videos" with "pornography".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.