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Started by hooplala, December 18, 2009, 02:53:22 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

Continued from my previous post:
"That's OK, I'm into all kinds of freaky shit. Hell, I have a penis. Kind of surprised you didn't notice what with my unusually thick neck and all. This isn't even my real hair, it's a wig."

"I came."

"FUCK! Alright, I'm just going to rub my balls on this tire."