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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, December 13, 2009, 09:58:09 PM

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Quote from: Squid on December 14, 2009, 06:38:40 AM
I would be so bad at that.
I'd prance down the little walkway thing, trip over my own feet, knock out a tooth and yell "I'm ok!" then slip again on my own blood and it'd be all downhill from there.

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Jenne

Bartending might not be a bad way to go.  Get your cert and start barbacking/tending.  Esp if you want to own your own.  Restaurant management skills won't go awry, either, if you plan on having an honest to goodness pub someday that serves food up and takes reservations, etc.  I know it's hard work, though.  And tough to get into in some states.

I'm babbling, but I think you catch my drift.

LMNO

On this, I'll actually go with the Joe Campbell schtick here:  Follow Your Bliss.

You already have a job right now, so why not aim for something that makes you happy?

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Quote from: Squid on December 13, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
I need a new ... I've needed a new job for the last 7 years. I have no idea what I'd be good at. I don't even know where to start.
Skills include:
10 key, data entry, decent ability to put up with bullshit, all clerical functions, frightening organisational skills, all arts and crafts mediums, horrible ocd, can perform surprising amount of physical labor for my size, book keeping, budget balancing, scary face, good customer service skills.

Any ideas?

Sounds like you'd be good at data-based IT or just about any front desk job.

or

Learn PHP or something. 000 or Faust would know more about it than I would but it sounds like you've got a lot of the prerequisites for being good at programming.

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Suu

Quote from: Squid on December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
QuoteQuestion is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?

I DON'T KNOW?!?!?



I'd love to own my own brew pub or start a brewery but I has no money to start. So no.

You do this eventually and I will go in on it with you. Dead serious. I can get you a chef too.
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Quote from: Suu on December 15, 2009, 04:51:45 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 14, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
QuoteQuestion is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?

I DON'T KNOW?!?!?



I'd love to own my own brew pub or start a brewery but I has no money to start. So no.

You do this eventually and I will go in on it with you. Dead serious. I can get you a chef too.

fuckin' A right you can.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

I'd do it today if I had the money.
But I'm not comin across any money, so.

It's a pipe dream but it's my dream.
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East Coast Hustle

you work at a bank, right?

get a loan.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:57:37 AM
you work at a bank, right?

get a loan.

Yeah, or can't you do something like, um, how about you buy up these real shifty loans that other peopls probably cannot pay up anymore and then you sort of bag them all together into one package to sort of average out the "error rate", get it approved as "premium" by some tiny european commission that happens to have this power even if they're meant to do something else, and then sell it for a lot of profit?

I mean, I hear that's totally the hot thing to do these days.
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Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
On this, I'll actually go with the Joe Campbell schtick here:  Follow Your Bliss.

You already have a job right now, so why not aim for something that makes you happy?

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:57:37 AM
you work at a bank, right?

get a loan.

I can't get a loan for a house.
Forget a business.

Dimocritus

Quote from: LMNO on December 14, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
On this, I'll actually go with the Joe Campbell schtick here:  Follow Your Bliss.

You already have a job right now, so why not aim for something that makes you happy?

I'm not really following my bliss. I'm studying to be an actress.
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