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Famous Last Words!

Started by hooplala, December 16, 2009, 08:48:31 PM

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hooplala

"Does this bullet in my neck make me look fat?"

-Archduke Ferdinand
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

"Hey, that guy has a cell phone... The announcer clearly said "No Photos!"

- Saddam Hussein
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

"Don't let it end this way...Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa. 

For real.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

"Calm down man and stop screaming about lettuce"

Captain Edward John Smith
RMS Titanic

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

"What??! Little Big Hor... Damn it we made a wrong turn back there at Helena."

- Gen George A. Custer
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk


*removed because it was lame*
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Salty

"Hey! HEEEYYY!! Can I get a fucking hand down here? Jesus..."

-Jesus
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

AFK

"Nah!  Let's let poor Joe Lieberman keep his chairmanship.  I'm sure he's learned his lesson."  -Democratic Leadership
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

"What? I always mix booze with ludes and acid when I'm feeling blue..."

Elvis Presley

hooplala

"I lived for fashion."

-Che Guevara
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

-Kel-


LMNO

"Nah, it's a sunny day... let's keep the top down."
   
-JFK

AFK

"Obama is going to make America better." -A few million stupid jackasses myself included
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

"Oooh, doorbell!  That must be the pizza finally!"

-Sharon Tate
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

"I never got to find out who shot J.R." ~ Jean-Paul Sartre
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman