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BREAKING: EVIL GYNECOLOGIST TOUCHES WOMAN'S NO-NO BITS

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 17, 2009, 07:06:46 PM

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Richter

#15
December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"

Quote from: LMNO on December 17, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.

:crankey:

Missed one.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
December 17, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
The thing is, there was a nurse chaperone present in every instance, and the chaperone denies these conversations happening in the way the woman claims they did. And, somehow, this doctor allegedly touched this woman inappropriately and gave her two orgasms in less than two minutes, in full view of the chaperone, and then "moved away very quickly".

Sounds like batshit to me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#17
December 17, 2009, 08:10:01 PM
People who sue over being given orgasms should be shipped to Russia anyway.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#19
December 17, 2009, 08:12:52 PM
Ah, more quality reportage from the Telegraph.  Presumably it was too much bother to run another climate-change denial story, or a piece about how Gordon Brown is mentally unstable (because it would be irresponsible not to speculate) today.

Cain

#20
December 17, 2009, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"

I wonder if that had happened, if it would make the video more or less popular?

AFK

#21
December 17, 2009, 08:17:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"

Well, if it was the Olympus Mons, maybe. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#22
December 17, 2009, 08:25:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 17, 2009, 08:17:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I jsut read topic in Apple Talk, and my brain got "BREAKING: US MARINE THROWS PUPPY OFF WOMAN'S NO NO BITS"

Well, if it was the Olympus Mons, maybe. 


FUCK YOIU

FUCK YOU

i WAS TRYING TO SET THAT UP AND YOU GOT THERE FIRST.

ARGGGHH!


SHITFUCKDAMN!

:lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#23
December 17, 2009, 08:30:49 PM
Stop what you're doin, cause I'm about to RWHN.....
:hammer:
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#25
December 17, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.

THIS

After I made my next appointment......  :wink:

P3nT4gR4m

#26
December 17, 2009, 10:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.

I have to confess it's happened to me before but then I'm not a proper gynecologist

:rimshot:

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Brotep

#27
December 17, 2009, 11:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Seriously, if I had two orgasms in two minutes during a gynecological exam, I would thank my lucky stars and go home to try it out for myself.

I figure either:

a) she was holding out for three

or

b) she doesn't actually know what an orgasm is

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 18, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM


I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...

You're just not using your imagination.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
December 18, 2009, 01:41:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM


I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...

You're just not using your imagination.

It's CROW!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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