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Started by Richter, December 20, 2009, 05:08:01 AM

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December 20, 2009, 05:08:01 AM
Good evening fuckers.  I am currently sort of messed up on buttered rum concoction courtesy of Nivek's recipe, and have reached a revelation about this season.

I hate the sudden erection of morality.  Like everyone sudden forgets that they don't have to be good for another mythic bogeyman, and turns up the bullshit.

As soon as we hit past the mid December mark and actual OMG CHRISTMAS takes full effect, we seem to be bombarded with other people's sudden need to tell us horrible, depressing stories that insinuate we are not being CHRISTMAS enough.

This is akin to emotional terrorism in my viewpoint.  Your story does NOTHING to make me a better person, except make me regret things I cannot control. 

Here's a touching Christmas story for you.
Some jackass idealist young professional feels bad for the have not underclass, so on his way to family dinner on Christmas day, in the snow, he invites a lonely meth ho in to share a meal with his family.
This does not share the Christmas spirit.  She just steals the silverware, and mortifies our young idealist fuckface's fuckface mother. 
This doesn't bring her a revelation based on charity, it just gets her away from her horrible life for a few hours and horrifies his family in the process.
This doesn't benefit anyone, except Grandpa, who tips her for a blowjob under the table before the fruitcake is served.

Find he morality that makes you happy.  Fuck other opinions.  Just another fuckhead's opinion.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

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#1
December 20, 2009, 05:35:26 AM
I want Christmas sex...meth head optional.
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Lies

#2
December 20, 2009, 07:09:14 AM
BEST CHRISTMAS STORY EVER
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
December 20, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
My tree has a glass pickle on it!!!!!!!!!!!!

rong

#4
December 20, 2009, 08:35:28 AM
is it a gherkin?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#5
December 20, 2009, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 20, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
My tree has a glass pickle on it!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAS ONE OF THOSE TOO do you hide it for prizes?

rong

#6
December 20, 2009, 08:37:32 AM
hiding the pickle is its own prize.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
December 20, 2009, 08:38:56 AM
It is a pickle made of thin glass shit with shiny paint just like teh balls.!
JUST.LIKE.BALLS.

Bigger than gherkin, big like jewish dill thing

I LOVE IT

Suu

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#8
December 20, 2009, 06:38:01 PM
Christmas pickles are win! It's such a wacky tradition.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
December 20, 2009, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 20, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
My tree has a glass pickle on it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine too! I like the pickle.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
December 20, 2009, 07:32:55 PM
XMAS PICKLES!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
December 20, 2009, 07:52:32 PM
I told the story to my German friend Rolf, and watched him look more and more confused.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#12
December 20, 2009, 07:57:39 PM
Does he know the story of the Little Match Girl?

And yes, Pickles.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
December 20, 2009, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 20, 2009, 07:57:39 PM
Does he know the story of the Little Match Girl?

And yes, Pickles.

I sure he does... who doesn't? Hans Christian Andersen would have approved so much of the terrible things we write here, wouldn't he?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#14
December 20, 2009, 08:13:56 PM
maybe they're supposed to be pinecones?
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