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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 20, 2009, 02:58:28 PM

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#60
April 01, 2010, 04:16:31 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 31, 2010, 08:06:05 PM
TTM,  

I was thinking more like a person-shaped thing.  Several of them.

Fucking brilliant.

Jasper

#61
April 01, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Heheh, I could plant flowers in their bodies. 

"Pushing up daisies"

I could put up a sign,  Caution: Visual Puns, Next 50 ft.

Triple Zero

#64
April 21, 2010, 08:06:15 AM
LOL POST TITS
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

maphdet

#66
April 26, 2010, 12:22:50 AM


I actually almost like it.
:oops:
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

the last yatto

#67
April 26, 2010, 02:06:48 AM
assuming the top thing is for laundry and not watching your shit spin around before going to the sewer

so it must wash and dry then?
might  be useful for someone who has skid marks
or a really small condo
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

#68
April 26, 2010, 02:33:42 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 02:06:48 AM
assuming the top thing is for laundry and not watching your shit spin around before going to the sewer

You're no fun.

Iason Ouabache

#70
April 27, 2010, 10:23:52 PM
I don't trust anything with that many moving parts.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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BADGE OF HONOR

#71
April 28, 2010, 07:11:49 AM
Ummm...all watches have tons of moving parts, you just can't see them usually.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#72
April 28, 2010, 06:38:03 PM
Heh, for the amount of money they want for that thing you'd better be able to trust it.

Richter

#74
July 07, 2010, 07:23:43 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on July 07, 2010, 07:13:56 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5580820/this-waterproof-power-strip-scares-me

Seriously.

Not without defying the laws of physics, it isn't....
MY halfass guess is a mometary circuit breaker under each outlet that trips if the resistance on the circuit is that of water or less.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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