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We do this shit for SCIENCE.

Started by Freeky, December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
December 22, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2009, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

I hope to fucking god you are joking.

Hoopla
-looks at boob-jobs all day as part of his job, and has seen the unnerving horror, UNPHOTOSHOPPED!

What's wrong with a few unsymmetrical bulges and loss of sensation?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#31
December 22, 2009, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2009, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

I hope to fucking god you are joking.

Hoopla
-looks at boob-jobs all day as part of his job, and has seen the unnerving horror, UNPHOTOSHOPPED!

What's wrong with a few unsymmetrical bulges and loss of sensation?

Don't forget the scars.  Huge hack-jobs under the tit, and sometimes an ever-so-lovely jagged scar around the areola where is has been ripped off, and then slapped back on.  

Also:  dents

I shit you not.

Oh, and burst capillaries, and stretch marks from tissue being stretched faster than nature intended.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
December 22, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
Dents.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Picturing Dcup with my jeep sticking out of her chest.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#33
December 22, 2009, 03:57:59 PM
For reals: While the mental image of DC with two wrecking balls jutting out of her torso, laying waste to scores of hapless men and women is amusing...







DONT.  DO.  IT.






please.

Triple Zero

#34
December 22, 2009, 03:58:55 PM
ummmm DCUP, from what I have seen, your breasts, while not DCUPs, are FINE. and when I say FINE, I mean, fuckshitdamn that shit is FINE.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Darth Cupcake

#35
December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.

Most stores don't sell bras in 36A, so I can't buy bras.

It really fucking sucks.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#36
December 22, 2009, 04:01:47 PM
We all must make certain sacrifices.

For example, I have to customize my underwear to make room for my enormous testicles. 

It's a burden, but I soldier through.

East Coast Hustle

#37
December 22, 2009, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Hey!  I don't want no Darth Cupcake with plastic parts!

This.



screw you guys. I will accept DC for who she is, no matter how engorged her breasts may be.

RCH,
willing to let your loss be my gain
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
December 22, 2009, 04:07:04 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Hey!  I don't want no Darth Cupcake with plastic parts!

This.



screw you guys. I will accept DC for who she is, no matter how engorged her breasts may be.

RCH,
willing to let your loss be my gain

:lulz:

You're a regular Leo Buscalia.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#39
December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

Cain

#40
December 22, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
I have the whole Sword of Truth accidentally.

I will be honest though -  there were a couple aspects I liked in the earlier books. If you manage somehow to drag your ass through the entire series though, you will be ready to crack the planet with your bare hands in rage. Probably for SCIENCE.

Its because of you and TV Tropes that I decided to download it.

I can't wait to read about the "chicken that is not a chicken."  And Rahl justifying slaughtering pacifists.

Freeky

#41
December 22, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

That's why I itook on this dedication for science. I had to read it myself. :lulz: :lulz:

Richter

#42
December 22, 2009, 04:23:26 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Darth Cupcake

#43
December 22, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

That's why I itook on this dedication for science. I had to read it myself. :lulz: :lulz:



I really hope they make that one into a movie. I will go see that.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Freeky

#44
December 22, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

That's why I itook on this dedication for science. I had to read it myself. :lulz: :lulz:



I really hope they make that one into a movie. I will go see that.

If they do make it into a movie, but leave that part out, there will be RAGE!
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