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You dont bring a snowball to a gun fight!!

Started by Hangshai, December 22, 2009, 06:32:27 AM

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Hangshai

December 22, 2009, 06:32:27 AM
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Chief Uwachiquen

#1
December 22, 2009, 07:27:11 AM
Dude. That guy is going to get SO much shit from everybody in that town. I mean. I know I'd give him shit if I saw him on the street. But then I'm kind of a dick, so.

P3nT4gR4m

#2
December 22, 2009, 11:00:45 AM
Personally I'd shoot the fucker. Not safe having people like that around women and kids.

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Chief Uwachiquen

#3
December 22, 2009, 11:02:52 AM
I'd prefer to remain not in jail, though.

P3nT4gR4m

#4
December 22, 2009, 11:27:18 AM
1st rule of shooting coppers: Don't get caught :ninja:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

themenniss

#5
December 22, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
gotta feel sorry for him though. that ball of cold water could really have damaged his hummer... :lulz:
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

P3nT4gR4m

#6
December 22, 2009, 06:05:48 PM
Stands to reason, I suppose - yankee filth are so pussy they have to tazer 10 year olds they're bound to need arty support and a couple of apache gunships to deal with a snowball fight.  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#7
December 22, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
What do you mean "have" to tazer ten year olds?  They want to!
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#8
December 22, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
It conveniently fills the gap between Moose season and Duck season. 
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Kaienne

#9
December 22, 2009, 07:06:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
What do you mean "have" to tazer ten year olds?  They want to!
With just a little bit of cognitive tinkering, you'd be surprised at how easy it is to equivocate the two.
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Pariah

#10
December 22, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
It conveniently fills the gap between Moose season and Duck season. 
:horrormirth:
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

AFK

#11
December 22, 2009, 08:55:04 PM
It gets worse when they run out of Coffee Brandy. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Storebrand

#12
December 22, 2009, 09:28:01 PM
This happened about 20 minutes away from my apartment. 

Reginald Ret

#13
December 22, 2009, 09:57:34 PM
Quote from: Kaienne on December 22, 2009, 07:06:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
What do you mean "have" to tazer ten year olds?  They want to!
With just a little bit of cognitive tinkering, you'd be surprised at how easy it is to equivocate the two.
Thanks for reminding me.
I stopped using that trick the moment i learned doublethink.
Apparently i forgot it existed :(
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#14
May 21, 2010, 11:17:14 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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