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ATTN RWHN: Convicted midget "psychic" escapes from prison.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 22, 2009, 03:09:41 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 22, 2009, 03:09:41 PM
Small medium at large.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#1
December 22, 2009, 03:11:58 PM
 :x
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#2
December 22, 2009, 03:14:42 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

themenniss

#4
December 22, 2009, 03:18:11 PM
that was beautiful.  :cry:
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

President Television

#5
December 22, 2009, 04:33:02 PM
 :mittens:
There are not enough mittens in the world...
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Lies

#6
December 22, 2009, 04:55:13 PM
stationery shop shop moves.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dimocritus

#7
December 22, 2009, 08:39:32 PM
This joke doesn't take to modernization well. "medium large at super-sized" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Chief Uwachiquen

#8
December 22, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
 :spittake:

I came here expecting like, a ridiculous news story but instead got nailed with a pun.  :horrormirth:

The "ATTN RWHN" should've tipped me off. Well done, Sir.

LMNO

#9
December 22, 2009, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 22, 2009, 08:39:32 PM
This joke doesn't take to modernization well. "tall grande at venti" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Fixed.

Dimocritus

#10
December 22, 2009, 08:45:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 22, 2009, 08:39:32 PM
This joke doesn't take to modernization well. "tall grande at venti" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Fixed.

:lulz:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

AFK

#11
December 22, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 22, 2009, 08:39:32 PM
This joke doesn't take to modernization well. "tall grande at venti" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Fixed.

My wife wanted a tall grande at venti.

But, she settled for me. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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