infamous golden eagle

[-Kel-]

Frank's whole life as a wilderness photographer was leading up to this moment. All the pieces had fallen into place. He was poised to become the first man to catch the infamous golden eagle in the hunt. He found the perfect spot and set up his tripod and (insert very expensive camera model here).  He adjusted his aperature ...everything seemed perfect.....


                                                   











                                                   
























                                                 SURPRISE BITCH!!!
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[P3nT4gR4m]

I'd have punched it's fucking head in

[-Kel-]

fixed

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I'd have punched it's fucking head in

Golden Eagles  'a bird that can take down a fucking deer'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsXtDKdU0Q

I would not punch one in the head... I have seen their talons and beak close up.

Golden Eagles are one of the DNT raptors.

[rygD]

HA, humans pwnt by nature, again.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'd have punched it's fucking head in

Golden Eagles  'a bird that can take down a fucking deer'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsXtDKdU0Q

I would not punch one in the head... I have seen their talons and beak close up.

Golden Eagles are one of the DNT raptors.

They are fucking birds. This means they have bones that snap like goddamn twigs. I've faced off giant pythons, crocodiles, gators and fuckoff big lizards. I'm pretty sure I can tackle an overgrown budgie

Put it this way - if I could run fast enough to catch a roe deer I sure as hell wouldn't make such a goddamn meal of killing it as the eagle did.

In fact my mission for next year is to kick the shit out a golden eagle and post the footage on youtube  

[East Coast Hustle]

like any real man, I would have wrestled it to the ground, and after carefully exsanguinating it (so as not to damage the head, which I would have mounted to the front of a codpiece), I would have field dressed it, stuffed it with some fresh herbs and foraged wild mushrooms, salt-crusted it, and slow-roasted it in a heated sandpit.

anything less would be uncivilized.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Okay so you do it your way, post it on youtube and we can link each other for reciprocal hits

[Jenne]

  May the best man win.

[Chairman Risus]

Meanwhile, I will begin arming and training Golden Eagles for combat.

[President Television]

Meanwhile, I will begin arming and training Golden Eagles for combat.

The beak of terror.