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the infamous lioness

Started by -Kel-, December 22, 2009, 09:53:39 PM

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-Kel-

Frank's whole life as a wilderness photographer was leading up to this moment. All the pieces had fallen into place. He was poised to become the first man to catch the infamous lioness in the hunt. He found the perfect spot and set up his tripod and (insert very expensive camera model here).  He adjusted his aperature ...everything seemed perfect.....












































                         SURPRISE BITCH!
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-Kel-


P3nT4gR4m

Okay I'll admit - in order to punch the fuck out of a lioness I'll need to use Payne as a decoy  :lulz:

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