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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 05:15:34 pm »
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2009, 05:58:55 pm »
yes except

there's two choirs

they are not singing but screaming

and they're both deaf.

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2009, 06:44:54 pm »
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.

Kill each other in the street, obviously.

And then get fed up with all the killing and form a government to deal with it.

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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2009, 06:47:21 pm »
I for one am glad that the governments know whats best for us all... what would we ever do without their wisdom.

Kill each other in the street, obviously.

And then get fed up with all the killing and form a government to deal with it.

And then bitch about the restrictions the government has placed on us.

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2009, 06:50:52 pm »
:banana:

Monkeys get fed up with their own behavior, make a government to control the monkey behavior, then they decide they don't like it because it gets in the way of their monkey behavior, and so they engage in MONKEY SMASH behavior. Then once they're done playing in the rubble they start hitting each other again, and then some of them are all like, "Hey, this monkey behavior sucks. We should organize an institution to control it."

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2009, 06:58:35 pm »
:banana:

Monkeys get fed up with their own behavior, make a government to control the monkey behavior, then they decide they don't like it because it gets in the way of their monkey behavior, and so they engage in MONKEY SMASH behavior. Then once they're done playing in the rubble they start hitting each other again, and then some of them are all like, "Hey, this monkey behavior sucks. We should organize an institution to control it."

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2009, 07:00:50 pm »
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2009, 07:04:05 pm »
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2009, 07:11:24 pm »
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

I'm trying to hold it off honest!

I will AGREE WITH EVERYONE!!!




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TGRR,
Thinks we need to outlaw SOME drugs, because Dr Rat Bastard doesn't know what's good for him.


 :lulz:

You must be protected.

Please go stand by the stairs.

But, I might fall down the staircase... shouldn't you make sure I have a helmet and elbow pads and body armor made out of bubble wrap or something? I mean, who knows, maybe I'm not capable of walking on two legs and someone NEEDS to protect me!!!
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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2009, 07:25:14 pm »
and that will be the extent of my participation in this thread.  It's the holidays.  I'm going to NOT get involved in this one.

for SCIENCE.

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 :lulz:

You must be protected.

Please go stand by the stairs.

But, I might fall down the staircase... shouldn't you make sure I have a helmet and elbow pads and body armor made out of bubble wrap or something? I mean, who knows, maybe I'm not capable of walking on two legs and someone NEEDS to protect me!!!

SHOVING IS THE ANSWER.  PLEASE GO STAND BY THE STAIRS.
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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2009, 07:29:03 pm »
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.
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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2009, 07:32:22 pm »
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.
attempt to get one of the staple products of a large company like Kraft or Proctor and Gamle banned...

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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2009, 07:33:54 pm »
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

This was done by Thornely in the 60s.  He and some cohorts spread a rumor that banana peels can get you high, if dried and smoked.  This was to see how many stupid hippies would go for it, and how many states would attempt to legislate the sales of bananas.

Thousands of people still believed banana peels would get you high, all the way into the 90s (probably still do), and at least one state attempted to make it illegal to sell bananas in their peels.  I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure the bill didn't pass.
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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2009, 07:34:42 pm »


pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease not this discussion again :aww:

judging from your postcount you probably just signed up after the thread died down:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22958.0

if you want, read it and note that pretty much all arguments in favor and against have been made, and consensus was not reached, but a funny pun thread was started instead for a much-neede diversion.

I think maybe this can be said for EVERY thread on this goddamn forum.
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Re: "Legal highs" now, er illegal
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2009, 07:35:08 pm »
I think we should start advertising more things as legal highs.  See how many things we can get banned.

Wouldn't take too much, a site selling "legal highs" and some e-mails from concerned parents who's children have messed themselves up.

The interesting part would be coming up with silly things to try to get them to ban.

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