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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 23, 2009, 05:48:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 23, 2009, 05:53:07 PM
HOW HARD DID YOU PRAY?

*voice breaks*

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#2
December 23, 2009, 06:21:00 PM
yeah I'm not a christian


but something tells me that if I was


and I found myself praying for someone's death


I might have to take a step back from the crosspipe.

Template

#3
December 23, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
Wow.  Variations on this should be added to trolling repertoires.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#4
December 23, 2009, 08:42:20 PM
Praying for someone to die doesn't work.

They tend to live longer actually...

BabylonHoruv

#5
December 24, 2009, 02:38:35 AM
worked for me when I did it to my neighbor.  Although he was an old man with a terminal illness.  Still the fact that it worked the next day kinda surprised me.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Freeky

#6
December 25, 2009, 05:09:31 AM
This is the best prayer I've ever heard of. :lulz:

Bu🤠ns

#7
December 25, 2009, 06:48:21 AM
 :lulz: HAHAHAHAHAHA

i don't know what's better, the fact that the 'righteous' pray to Samael.

or

The fact that they conceive of prayer as if's some kind of arrow or missile that MISSED it's TARGET!

:lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

...

:|

...

:x

Bruno

#8
December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 25, 2009, 07:17:36 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#10
December 25, 2009, 01:03:21 PM
I just shat myself.

Iason Ouabache

#11
December 25, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Doktor Howl

#13
September 01, 2010, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!



It occurs to me that Jerry doesn't say much, but when he does, it's fucking amazing.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#14
September 01, 2010, 12:52:49 AM
I frgot about this! :lulz:
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