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Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, December 23, 2009, 09:52:44 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

December 23, 2009, 09:52:44 PM
I'll start because I'm gone for the rest of the week!

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday no matter how you choose to celebrate it or who your celebrating with!!  :lulz:

Eat too much, drink too much and party like it's 2012....   :|

Seriously, y'all have a good one!!! 

Cainad (dec.)

#1
December 23, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
ALL OF YOU SORRY BASTARDS BETTER ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOURSELVES FOR THE HOLIDAYS

In other news, I don't believe I've actually said the words "Merry Christmas" out loud yet.

Mangrove

#2
December 23, 2009, 10:38:22 PM
Happy Haligdaeg! Merry Mithras! etc
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

#3
December 24, 2009, 06:36:11 AM
There is no Christmas, only Sol Invictus.

NotPublished

#4
December 24, 2009, 06:47:00 AM
Seasons Greetings
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
December 24, 2009, 06:57:57 AM
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ASS FAGS!

IF NOT, FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!   then.

Jasper

#6
December 24, 2009, 07:00:16 AM
Merry Christmas!  I got you some seasonal affective disorder.

Lies

#7
December 24, 2009, 07:35:57 AM
A happy mooseday and a merry new Gregorian calander year to all your spags.

May the christmas moose make all your perverted dreams come true.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cramulus

#8
December 24, 2009, 02:02:07 PM
If nobody outbids me, I'm buying Payne this underwear for XMas

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170421341296


he has promised to model it for all y'all

LMNO

#9
December 24, 2009, 02:03:11 PM
 :fap:

Kai

#10
December 24, 2009, 02:11:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 24, 2009, 06:36:11 AM
There is no Christmas, only Sol Invictus.

THIS.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

AFK

#11
December 24, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
Maury Christmas everyone!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

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#12
December 24, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
CHRISTMAS EEEEVE.

Slowly I turned...
Step by step...
Inch by inch...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#13
December 24, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
I got fucking outbid in the last 20 seconds!  :argh!:


maphdet

#14
December 24, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-
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