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Can you be Wiccan and Discordian?

Started by No u, December 24, 2009, 05:51:40 PM

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#15
December 24, 2009, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: Burns on December 24, 2009, 06:15:19 PM
E/O/T

E/O/T  :?

It means, End of thread.
As in, that's all you have to know for your question to be answered.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysnomia

#16
December 24, 2009, 06:26:51 PM
"Wicca is whatever you want it to be!"
                  \\
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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#17
December 24, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
Wiccanism is mutually exclusive.

Discordiansim even moar so.

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LMNO

#18
December 24, 2009, 06:27:25 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 24, 2009, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: Burns on December 24, 2009, 06:15:19 PM
E/O/T

E/O/T  :?

It means, End of thread.
As in, that's all you have to know for your question to be answered.

Oddly enough, people continue posting, however.

Bu🤠ns

#19
December 24, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 06:27:25 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 24, 2009, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: Burns on December 24, 2009, 06:15:19 PM
E/O/T

E/O/T  :?

It means, End of thread.
As in, that's all you have to know for your question to be answered.

Oddly enough, people continue posting, however.

Well you can either drip dry or give it a couple shakes before it's completely over.

Lies

#20
December 24, 2009, 06:30:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 06:27:25 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 24, 2009, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: Burns on December 24, 2009, 06:15:19 PM
E/O/T

E/O/T  :?

It means, End of thread.
As in, that's all you have to know for your question to be answered.

Oddly enough, people continue posting, however.
Yes, well, there's having all you need to know for your question to be answered, and then there's elaboration and verbosity, and everyone dispite the fact that the issue is resolved will feel the need to put their $0.02 in, in order to feel useful and not left out of the conversation.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#21
December 24, 2009, 06:34:06 PM
Kind of kills the joke, though.

No u

#22
December 24, 2009, 06:34:52 PM
Is it okay to have Eris and Jesus as my patron deities? :lol:
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Lies

#23
December 24, 2009, 06:35:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 06:34:06 PM
Kind of kills the joke, though.

Yeah, that's why I told rat to GTFO of our religion.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#24
December 24, 2009, 06:36:23 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 06:34:52 PM
Is it okay to have Eris and Jesus as my patron deities? :lol:

Only if you rule 34 them.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#25
December 24, 2009, 06:37:28 PM
Yes.  Eris must be pegging Jesus.  For all eternity.

Lies

#26
December 24, 2009, 06:39:16 PM
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bu🤠ns

#27
December 24, 2009, 06:39:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 06:37:28 PM
Yes.  Eris must be pegging Jesus.  For all eternity.
:lmnuendo:

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 24, 2009, 07:22:43 PM
Yes.  You can even be a Christian or a German, and we'll still let you be a Discordian.
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#29
December 24, 2009, 07:53:10 PM
1. No, you can't be a Discordian
2. No, you can't be a Wiccan either.
3.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: hi guys
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