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I AM TOTALLY DRUNK ON GIN AND CHAMPAINE.

Started by Kai, December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PM

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Kai

December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
MERRY SOL INVICTUS YOU BEAUTIFUCL FAGGOT FUCKERS!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Payne

#1
December 24, 2009, 10:09:29 PM
SHAM PAYNE, OR GTFO

Kai

#2
December 24, 2009, 10:13:46 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 24, 2009, 10:09:29 PM
SHAM PAYNE, OR GTFO

NO YUU8TO0O!~

tHATS RIGHT./
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No u

#3
December 24, 2009, 10:20:01 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
GIN AND CHAMPAINE.

Bubbly martini... *gag*

Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PMMERRY SOL INVICTUS YOU BEAUTIFUCL FAGGOT FUCKERS!

And a Merry Sol to you...  :?
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Kai

#4
December 24, 2009, 10:25:55 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 10:20:01 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
GIN AND CHAMPAINE.

Bubbly martini... *gag*

Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PMMERRY SOL INVICTUS YOU BEAUTIFUCL FAGGOT FUCKERS!

And a Merry Sol to you...  :?

Sol invictus you heathen.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Kai

#5
December 24, 2009, 10:27:54 PM
Also, gin and tonic, and THEN champagne.


Heathen.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

No u

#6
December 24, 2009, 10:41:17 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:25:55 PM
Quote from: Invicta on December 24, 2009, 10:20:01 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
GIN AND CHAMPAINE.

Bubbly martini... *gag*

Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:06:31 PMMERRY SOL INVICTUS YOU BEAUTIFUCL FAGGOT FUCKERS!

And a Merry Sol to you...  :?

Sol invictus you heathen.

I see...
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No u

#7
December 24, 2009, 10:42:20 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 10:27:54 PM
Also, gin and tonic, and THEN champagne.


Heathen.

I thought you just ran out of vermouth. *shrugs*
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After reading, if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately. 

Dysnomia

#8
December 24, 2009, 10:50:16 PM
HAPPY SOL INVICTUS KAI
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Payne

#9
December 24, 2009, 10:53:55 PM
Sol Invictus would never be happy.

Sol Invictus would fuck a spaggas shit UP, yo?

Kai

#10
December 24, 2009, 11:02:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 24, 2009, 10:53:55 PM
Sol Invictus would never be happy.

Sol Invictus would fuck a spaggas shit UP, yo?

Thats why I said MERRY.

Sol Invictus would take you out to dinner, then feed you again, then spit and roast you for the supper the next day.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Suu

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#11
December 24, 2009, 11:47:48 PM
RUM AND COKE AND BLOOD ORANGE
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Kai

#12
December 25, 2009, 01:06:38 AM
AND BERINGER CABERNET.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Nast

#13
December 25, 2009, 01:14:31 AM
JOYEAUX NOEL!

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Dysnomia

#14
December 25, 2009, 01:24:47 AM
MY BAD



MERRY SOL INVICTUS INSTEAD
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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