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Started by Freeky, December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM

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Telarus

#90
December 28, 2009, 05:27:12 AM
My girlfriend (we've been working things out... or taking it to the wall.. depends on your point of view) realized how much of a boob/nipple fetish she has after I paid for her new nipple piercings and she was told not to play with them for 6 weeks.

My nipples are sore FOR SCIENCE!
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Payne

#91
December 28, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
pIX:

I spent 10 and a half hours on a train to go see Payne yesterday.

This morning i found out  :nigel:

THAT THE MESSIAH GIVES AWESOME HEAD.

thouroghly tested, for SCIENCE bitches.

Kai

#92
December 28, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 28, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
pIX:

I spent 10 and a half hours on a train to go see Payne yesterday.

This morning i found out  :nigel:

THAT THE MESSIAH GIVES AWESOME HEAD.

thouroghly tested, for SCIENCE bitches.

:fap: :fap: :fap:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#93
December 28, 2009, 03:42:32 PM
I spent the better part of a day on the city bus, then hung out with perverts and fetishists.

FOR SCIENCE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#94
December 28, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
Gonna go mix it up with the spags in the street at Times Square for New Years, with a friend. Last time I saw it, I was in a fancy suit at a fancy party being driven around in a limo (at age 14, with neither of my parents around), so milling about at ground level should be a hoot. We'll see how many posters we can stick up in Manhattan, maybe a few fliers. Also probably gonna kiss said friend when the ball drops.

For SCIENCE.

Rumckle

#95
December 28, 2009, 04:26:27 PM
I am going to freeze my balls off in Calgary, for SCIENCE!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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