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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 29, 2009, 01:52:20 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 29, 2009, 01:52:20 AM
This is AMAZING!

I gotta re-anchor the dude (the staples didn't hold up to the trip), then I will post pics.  My daughter has told me to thank you for "her sculpture" (WTF?).

Nice card, too.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

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December 29, 2009, 06:29:44 AM Last Edit: December 29, 2009, 06:37:31 AM by Sir Remington III
 :thanks:

Staples go through the right foot, with the guy on the edge of the beaten path (just a little bit of slack in the chain).
Glad you liked it, I had fun with it  :) Make sure to check the back of the little label.
Is it plugged in?

Remington

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December 29, 2009, 06:37:11 AM
As for the card, I went to Hallmarks and looked around for a bit. They didn't really have anything that I liked, so I asked a clerk for help.

Me: Quick question: What's most offensive Christmas card you have?
Clerk: *looks confused* Who are you sending it to?
Me: An angry, embittered old man who lives down in the desert. I've never actually met the guy, but I'll know the right card when I see it.
Clerk: We don't really have any offensive Christmas cards...
Me: *takes blank card* Gotta do everything yourself.... *mutter mutter mutter*
Is it plugged in?

Nast

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December 29, 2009, 06:42:01 AM
 :lulz:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus

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December 29, 2009, 06:48:15 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 29, 2009, 06:37:11 AM
As for the card, I went to Hallmarks and looked around for a bit. They didn't really have anything that I liked, so I asked a clerk for help.

Me: Quick question: What's most offensive Christmas card you have?
Clerk: *looks confused* Who are you sending it to?
Me: An angry, embittered old man who lives down in the desert. I've never actually met the guy, but I'll know the right card when I see it.
Clerk: We don't really have any offensive Christmas cards...
Me: *takes blank card* Gotta do everything yourself.... *mutter mutter mutter*

:lulz: it's true. you really do.

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 29, 2009, 01:48:10 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 29, 2009, 06:37:11 AM
As for the card, I went to Hallmarks and looked around for a bit. They didn't really have anything that I liked, so I asked a clerk for help.

Me: Quick question: What's most offensive Christmas card you have?
Clerk: *looks confused* Who are you sending it to?
Me: An angry, embittered old man who lives down in the desert. I've never actually met the guy, but I'll know the right card when I see it.
Clerk: We don't really have any offensive Christmas cards...
Me: *takes blank card* Gotta do everything yourself.... *mutter mutter mutter*


I had to go to three shops to find one that would even print mine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 29, 2009, 01:48:53 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
December 29, 2009, 02:36:32 PM
We should start our own card company.  Make cards especially for those occaisions Hallmark ignores.....

We met on a warm spring day,
Everything was sunshine and play,
Then we had sex,
I've seen better train wrecks,
Please never call me again OK!

Or some such as I suck at poetry, but y'all know what I mean.

Sir Squid Diddimus

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December 29, 2009, 04:25:38 PM
That's... kind of awesome.

You know you can buy blank cards at craft stores and make cards with rubber stamps, printers and scrapbooking supplies.

SCRAPBOOKING!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

that word makes me go all foamy.

In fact, we should do this more often. Wish I had an awesome kick ass printer. Or you know, one that worked... at all.
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