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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 29, 2009, 08:46:52 PM

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President Television

#855
February 04, 2011, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 03, 2011, 11:04:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2011, 10:47:16 PM
I make magic with my arse.

The ritual involves Indian food.

Your ritual may begin tomorrow, depending on what I find for ingredients.

Ingredients? Will you be preparing some kind of potion or elixir?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cramulus

#856
February 04, 2011, 03:03:59 PM
ALL PRAISE THE ASS GENIE

Sister Fracture

#857
February 04, 2011, 05:17:40 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on February 04, 2011, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 03, 2011, 11:04:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2011, 10:47:16 PM
I make magic with my arse.

The ritual involves Indian food.

Your ritual may begin tomorrow, depending on what I find for ingredients.

Ingredients? Will you be preparing some kind of potion or elixir?

More like an ambrosia of horror and awesome.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

President Television

#858
February 05, 2011, 08:55:54 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 04, 2011, 05:17:40 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on February 04, 2011, 02:24:31 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 03, 2011, 11:04:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2011, 10:47:16 PM
I make magic with my arse.

The ritual involves Indian food.

Your ritual may begin tomorrow, depending on what I find for ingredients.

Ingredients? Will you be preparing some kind of potion or elixir?

More like an ambrosia of horror and awesome.

I see. Ambrosia for the drawing of the sigil on the mystic porcelain.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

navkat

#860
February 06, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
You nerds...I wonder how many of you went looking for your "Badass blue/black deck" from 1998 after I posted that?

It's okay, I belong in this category.

Phox

#861
February 06, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 06, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
You nerds...I wonder how many of you went looking for your "Badass blue/black deck" from 1998 after I posted that?

It's okay, I belong in this category.

Pfft. That's lame.

My best deck was white/black. And it was from 2005. 

Don Coyote

#862
February 06, 2011, 10:38:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 06, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 06, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
You nerds...I wonder how many of you went looking for your "Badass blue/black deck" from 1998 after I posted that?

It's okay, I belong in this category.

Pfft. That's lame.

My best deck was white/black. And it was from 2005. 

I wasn't allowed to play blue by all my friends. And I wasn't allowed to play black a lot of the time either.

Phox

#863
February 06, 2011, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 06, 2011, 10:38:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 06, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 06, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
You nerds...I wonder how many of you went looking for your "Badass blue/black deck" from 1998 after I posted that?

It's okay, I belong in this category.

Pfft. That's lame.

My best deck was white/black. And it was from 2005. 

I wasn't allowed to play blue by all my friends. And I wasn't allowed to play black a lot of the time either.

Nobody liked it when I played white and/or black. But they couldn't tell me i couldn't play them because i didn't have an other colors.

We did stop playing Magic altogether in relatively short order, though.  :lulz:

Don Coyote

#864
February 06, 2011, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 06, 2011, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 06, 2011, 10:38:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on February 06, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 06, 2011, 09:52:01 PM
You nerds...I wonder how many of you went looking for your "Badass blue/black deck" from 1998 after I posted that?

It's okay, I belong in this category.

Pfft. That's lame.

My best deck was white/black. And it was from 2005. 

I wasn't allowed to play blue by all my friends. And I wasn't allowed to play black a lot of the time either.

Nobody liked it when I played white and/or black. But they couldn't tell me i couldn't play them because i didn't have an other colors.

We did stop playing Magic altogether in relatively short order, though.  :lulz:

I've had friends concede the game with in 10 turns of me just fucking with their game plan. I was a master of psychological dueling.
"I pacify your creature."
"I sac it and kill your creature and/or you lose life"

Bu🤠ns

#866
February 12, 2011, 11:21:27 PM
I like it better when this thread was called "Techniques to mindfuck yourself." where is that thread anyway? 


...Bu☆ns goes to look.

Cramulus

#867
February 14, 2011, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on February 12, 2011, 11:21:27 PM
I like it better when this thread was called "Techniques to mindfuck yourself." where is that thread anyway? 


...Bu☆ns goes to look.

I printed the output from that thread in my Intermittens issue #6

see here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14660538/Intermittens-6-Lesser-Poop - page 26

Freeky

#868
November 05, 2011, 11:45:01 AM
9 months since was last posted in.  Well done, everyone, we almost got over this thread!   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Also, magick. :lulz: 

Speaking of magick, one of my best friends told me that not only was astral projecting real, it was proven with science.  I almost felt bad for laughing at her.  Almost. 

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#869
November 05, 2011, 12:18:02 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 05, 2011, 11:45:01 AM
9 months since was last posted in.  Well done, everyone, we almost got over this thread!   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Also, magick. :lulz: 

Speaking of magick, one of my best friends told me that not only was astral projecting real, it was proven with science.  I almost felt bad for laughing at her.  Almost. 

Oh its real she just mispronounced it:

Ass trail Projecting = projectile diarrhea

:lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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