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When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« on: December 30, 2009, 10:11:21 am »
Today A Pixie was taken to the dentists and had an extraction done.

then she did demand Mittens and Nail Polish.

also- pictures from Pix's phone.

the shoes pix did not bring cos they wouldn't fit in her bag.

Snowman Syn welcoming Pix on her way up to Stonehaven

After DENTAL SURGERY she took this picture of a seagull shiteing on Rabbie Burns Heid. We were on our way to buy:

MITTENS! But not just mittens....

INSTANTLY CONVERT TO FUCKMITTENS FOR NO EXTRA COST!

Overall, Pixie handled the whole "TAKE TO DENTIST AND VANDALISE HER MOUTH" as a first date pretty well. The medications and such messed her up for sleep like, especially after I fed her soup and cut-up-sammiches (tiny triangles for side mouth chewage), and I ended up just falling asleep as well. Now we are both b0rked the circadian rhythm. I have not yet been punished for the whole incident. Now we are both awake, and Pixie has been hyper as all hell whenever she's not sleeping. Put the mittens on her and it's amplified all the way up to 11.


(x-posted from poee
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 11:23:10 am »
Are those BAI's shades?
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 02:38:55 pm »
No, they aren't any more. They aren't even mine any more. There is something about those shades and petty theft/ bartering.  :D
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 04:05:00 pm »
Mittens! Seagull poomp! Purple shades! Dental surgery!

Brits sure know how to make a romantic outing work.
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 04:18:33 pm »
I read something earlier about Payne giving great head, so something was done right.


No pics of that, though.   :cry:
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 05:13:41 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on December 30, 2009, 04:18:33 pm
I read something earlier about Payne giving great head, so something was done right.


No pics of that, though.   :cry:

 :postpics:
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 06:41:43 pm »
This thread made me happy. :)
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2009, 07:44:26 pm »
Me too!  :)  I'm so happy you guys finally met up



in other news,

christ, are those VHS cassettes on the wall? I knew scots were primitive, but I didn't know they were VHS primitive.


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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2009, 08:19:48 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on December 30, 2009, 07:44:26 pm
Me too!  :)  I'm so happy you guys finally met up



in other news,

christ, are those VHS cassettes on the wall? I knew scots were primitive, but I didn't know they were VHS primitive.


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Pix> those are actually dead tree format books, and payne has assured me I will properly be taken oot in some semblance of class or something before I go home, and the extra the backup pretty outfit shall not be wasted.

also I cannot take the cold, I has been tested and proven to be non scottish.

Also it seems I have affected local weather conditions, on my first day up it was nice and warm. (the warmest it had been for about 3 - 4 weeks) and after dental surgery moar snow rain hail and an avalanche on Ben Nevis killed 2 men.

LESSON- DO NEVAR TEK A PIXIE TO THE VETS. Keep happy for sunshine.

Today I am feeling much better and made some funny cakes and Jamaican Jerk Chicken with Brown Rice and beans, and roast vegetables in gravy with salad for Payne and Payne's Mum. I managed to eat all of it (yay!) and payne practically snorted his.

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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2009, 08:25:12 pm »
STOOPID WORK BLOCKING PICS!!!! i want to see cuteness. :p
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 10:02:02 pm »
Pix:  Why go home?  There's nothing there but English people.
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2009, 04:43:24 am »
Rog has a point, Pix.  Also:  awwwww.  Also: great mittens!
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2009, 10:47:12 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2009, 10:02:02 pm
Pix:  Why go home?  There's nothing there but English people.
Because when I return to The West, The South Central and East will need a Pix.
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2009, 01:17:38 pm »
> Pix: I have to go home :cry: i just signed a six month lease on a tiny wee box and have work on Monday.

And as Froggypance rightly points out, I has to go home and represent the Hampshire Discordian Massive, innit bruv.

Payne is coming back down in a month's time tho, for my 30th birthday and Divorce celebration and also maybe South Coast Meatup. that bit depends on other discordian spags.

BAI-  :lulz:

were going out for new years to watch nutters fling fireballs about and then dump em into teh harbour. moar pics then, and payne has just shaped his beard along the guidelines of the Beardalogical Society.


Also due to dental surgery we have not got drunk ONCE!
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Re: When Pixie PIllaged My Village - What Kind Of First Date Is This?
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2009, 01:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on December 31, 2009, 10:47:12 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2009, 10:02:02 pm
Pix:  Why go home?  There's nothing there but English people.
Because when I return to The West, The South Central and East will need a Pix.

No they will not.  They eat boiled mush and their beer is nasty warm stuff with bits of pond life in it.

They are heathens, and Pix does not need to return.  Fuck the lease and fuck your job.  They are merely anchors keeping you in the ass boil of Southern England.  There are other jobs, and your landlord can piss up a rope.

If I had my way, the whole South of England, minus Cornwall, would break off and sink into the ocean.  And the Royal Navy would be there to machine gun the survivors as they frantically swim for the ships.

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