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Started by Kai, December 31, 2009, 11:18:57 PM

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Kai

#15
January 01, 2010, 02:48:43 AM
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Dysnomia

#16
January 01, 2010, 03:14:12 AM
A FEW CELEBS WILL DIE, PEOPLE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IN OBAMA, I'LL GET LAID, AND NOTHING VERY EXTRAORDINARY WILL HAPPEN.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

President Television

#17
January 01, 2010, 04:26:24 AM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Kai

#18
January 01, 2010, 05:19:16 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 01, 2010, 04:26:24 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 01, 2010, 02:48:43 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 01, 2010, 01:58:43 AM
In AD 2101, war was beginning.

Fixed.

Way to kill a joke. >:C

That old meme was limping with a blood trail. I just ended it's misery.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Bu🤠ns

#19
January 01, 2010, 07:43:11 AM
Jack Nicholson will die.  ('09 prediction...if the Jehova's Witnesses can do it, so can I)

Somebody will overtake the entire music industry for good or for ill.

A KIND OF NEW PR0N WILL BE DISCOVERED/REALIZED.

A child will publicly speak the truth to an important person.

Fred will fall in love and contemplate marriage.







Suu

#20
January 01, 2010, 07:49:31 AM
My divorce will be final.
Nigel's divorce will be final.
Pixie's divorce will be final.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#21
January 01, 2010, 07:57:20 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 01, 2010, 07:43:11 AM
Jack Nicholson will die.  ('09 prediction...if the Jehova's Witnesses can do it, so can I)

Somebody will overtake the entire music industry for good or for ill.

A KIND OF NEW PR0N WILL BE DISCOVERED/REALIZED.

A child will publicly speak the truth to an important person.

Fred will fall in love and contemplate marriage.









:crankey:

P3nT4gR4m

#22
January 01, 2010, 10:29:33 AM
population of china becomes so big landmass sinks. resulting tsunami wipes out vancouver.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#23
January 01, 2010, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 01, 2010, 07:43:11 AM
A KIND OF NEW PR0N WILL BE DISCOVERED/REALIZED.

this is the most worrying prediction of all.

a NEW kind of porn?

I mean, I sort of thought we already HAD everything. So if this one is new, it's got to be ... I can't even fathom to begin to form the thought of what it might be :horrormirth::1fap:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#24
January 01, 2010, 04:48:48 PM
I discovered a new form of porn this year.

Transsexual/Santa Claus/Grinch porn.  Its a very small genre currently, but the potential for expansion is huge.

Thurnez Isa

#25
January 01, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
P3nT4gR4m will conquer Scotland, Wales and much of England
but then lose it all due to a fateful love affair

Richter will write it all down in a book which will bring him great wealth
but then he'll lose it all due to a fateful love affair
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
January 01, 2010, 05:18:51 PM
I predict that in 2010 we will all suddenly find ourselves under closer scrutiny than we ever anticipated, for reasons that we don't yet understand and will never agree with.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#27
January 01, 2010, 06:31:59 PM
In 2010 everything will finally turn out just fine.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Bu🤠ns

#28
January 01, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 06:31:59 PM
In 2010 everything will finally turn out just fine.

yeaaah.  8)

Freeky

#29
January 01, 2010, 06:42:40 PM
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