IN THE YEAR TWENTY TEN....

[Iason Ouabache]

Ok, some real predictions:

* Major earthquake in Asia (above 7.5 on Richter Scale)
* Bill Clinton has health scare but make it through ok.
* Someone finally dies because of a reality show.
* Duke Nukem Forever continues to be delayed.
* Colts crap out to the Chargers in the playoffs.
* Yankees repeat as World Series champs.
* Dems lose seats in Congress but not as many as predicted.
* Teabaggers continue to be idiots. BONUS: Orly Taitz gets arrested and/or deported

[The Johnny]

STARCRAFT II FIANALLY COAMS OUT FUCK YAH !!11!!

[Jasper]

This decade will be referred to as the TEENS.

This year will be "twenty-ten", not "Two thousand ten". 

People will realize that doing things "ironically" is fucking retarded.

[the last yatto]

and i like mmx instead of twenty ten

[The Johnny]

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

think he will attempt another music career?

Manson's cult resurfaces with a vengeance, bringing swift death to Roman Polanski, Ringo and McCartney...which ensues world-level riots by hippies and hipsters that bring about the apocalypse.

[the last yatto]

can we switch Ringo with Palin?

[Chief Uwachiquen]

STARCRAFT II FIANALLY COAMS OUT FUCK YAH !!11!!

God willing anyhow. I've only been waiting for this fucker since my freshman year.

[Captain Utopia]

People will realize that doing things "ironically" is fucking retarded.

And pretty damn well about time, too!

[Rumckle]

People will realize that doing things "ironically" is fucking retarded.

No, I think people will start ironically doing things ironically first.

Or ironically doing things unironically.

[Jasper]

People will realize that doing things "ironically" is fucking retarded.

No, I think people will start ironically doing things ironically first.

Or ironically doing things unironically.

I will kill a motherfucker.

[Cramulus]

is it time for the next next-gen game systems to be announced?
I'll call it now because that's a pretty safe bet

LHC launch delayed ... again

a new alcoholic energy drink makes it cool to drink in public ... again

as service plans expand and price plummets, smartphones begin to edge out cell phones. cell phones themselves start to feel outdated.

US action in afghanistan goes horribly SNAFU creating another layer of int'l debacle we'll have to extract ourselves from 19 years later

twitter goes through another half-life, and its population stabilizes. Facebook continues to grow - until it has eclipsed myspace - and then stabilizes.

A new social networking platform emerges, one where you can trade pics of youself dressed in drag without your parents and employers ironically clicking "like"

Lady Gaga fucks some celebrities, other trashy starlets spiral into irrelevance

Sarah Palin continues to collect money to fund her race in 2012. After her book sales drop off, I guarantee she'll find SOME way to make the late night talk show circuit again.

things keep getting funnier, but only if you have a sense for horrormirth. 

[Freeky]

People will realize that doing things "ironically" is fucking retarded.

No, I think people will start ironically doing things ironically first.

Or ironically doing things unironically.

I will kill a motherfucker.

All three of you are having wishful thinking. That's different.

I predict people will continue to be ''ironic'' and they still won't know what the hell it really means.

[Iason Ouabache]

twitter goes through another half-life, and its population stabilizes. Facebook continues to grow - until it has eclipsed myspace - and then stabilizes.

Facebook passed MySpace a long time ago. It's the #2 site in the US, according to Alexa. Twitter is #13 and could overtake MySpace this year.

[E.O.T.]

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

think he will attempt another music career?

Manson's cult resurfaces with a vengeance, bringing swift death to Roman Polanski, Ringo and McCartney...which ensues world-level riots by hippies and hipsters that bring about the apocalypse.

EITHER

          Dude, Squeeky just got released!

OR

          Polanski's child molestation/ art expression would have never ocurred if he had just been at the FIRST party!!

OR/0R

          Hippies are no good as soldiers. 'The Family' were all cheerleeders, football players and spellingbee champions. On acid. 

[Triple Zero]

will you please cut the crap with the either/or bullshit? it's annoying the piss out of me.

and please read this story, it has been written especially for you:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23512.0

but really just stop and try to write normal posts like a normal person, it's easier to have conversations that way, for everybody involved.