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THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!

Started by 0, January 02, 2010, 10:55:56 PM

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Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.

I say, you certainly gave him what-for.

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I, too, have seen General Stuarts mother consorting with the wrong kind of folk away from her good husband.  Is it too far to say that the apple has not fallen far away from the tree?
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Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills (are) as a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.
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Suu

Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.

THIS. Is like the post of the new year.

:potd:
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One should always expect to pay a steep price for tea.

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Suu

It's been like that for oolong time. It actually makes me feel a little green...
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AFK

Tell us how you really feel, no need to be chai about it. 
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with those prices, they'll soon have us tea begging.
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For some strange reason I want to blame James Lipton for the tea price shenanigans. 
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Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.

THIS. Is like the post of the new year.

:potd:

Seconded.
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Quote from: Regret on January 02, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
I don't know, i'm guessing Daruko.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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damn it, this thread reminded me that I'M OUT OF TEA. 

Must have tea in evil Utah winters.

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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit