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I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!

Started by Remington, January 03, 2010, 06:01:14 AM

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Cramulus

#15
oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL




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NotPublished

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was a very cringe worthy thing! ... Grossssssssss
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Cramulus

#17
you know what guys?

we're gonna go there





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NotPublished

#18
 :lulz: :lulz:

Oh good god!!!

Must admit he almost makes a pretty woman

.. Wait I am confused .. is it him?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Freeky

Quote from: NotPublished on January 05, 2010, 01:45:19 AM
:lulz: :lulz:

Oh good god!!!

Must admit he almost makes a pretty woman

.. Wait I am confused .. is it him?

I think thats his mom.

Cramulus

#20
BAD NEWS, REMMY3

I CRAM'D YOUR GRAM


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The Good Reverend Roger

Goddamn!  Cram is bringing back THE FEAR!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

Oh jesus what the fuck,

"Crammed your gram"

:horrormirth:

Cainad (dec.)

YES

The WRATH... it flows with it's true strength once more! Before this day, I believe I was the last one to suffer–truly suffer–at the hands of a WOMP master, although admittedly it had more to do with the source image than the act of WOMPing it.

Cramulus

and that's what you get for posting pictures of yourself wearing eyeliner.

very cocky. very, very cocky.


the internet reveals the horrible truth

it intensifies your nature


:spag2:

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Cramulus



WE HAVE A VAULT FULL OF THESE THINGS




RESPECT.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 04:58:05 AM
and that's what you get for posting pictures of yourself wearing eyeliner.

very cocky. very, very cocky.


Me?! Post that? You, sir, insult me. I did not post those pictures to the internet, nor were they ever posted to PD before the WOMP Lord got his grubby little fingers on them. That pic was gotten the old fashioned way.

Cramulus


NotPublished

 :lulz:

Yeah I was going to say stalking on facebook.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.